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darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away

his first big solo is the letter he writes her

gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’

mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching

mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage

wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid

during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished

at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises

 jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love

the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo

lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden

ok now let me give you the bulletpoints about one Mr. Christopher Whitelaw Pine and how he became the Best White Chris™️

He’s the most self-aware of the Chrises and checks his privilege on the regular. So much so that 3 years ago on this site, I declared he was gonna be the first white male star to work with Ava DuVernay. The Indie Spirit gods just told me in that moment.

He seeks out feminist material to work in.

He looks like a hot, deranged professor on the regular.

He has a degree in English from Berkley, where he wrote nonsensical poetry and took an erotic fiction writing class, where word on the street his stories were GOOD.

He owns a flip phone and eats his food like a 5 year old.

His pants are forever too tight.

He’s blind as hell.

He stays dressing like DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet.

Dude collects blankets and uses big ass words for no reason.

He wears a pinky ring and can actually pull it off.

THE GREY IN HIS BEARD

His adorkable 12 year old ass wrote this letter to Premiere Magazine  about wanting to be Kristy Swanson’s sidekick if she didn’t have a boyfriend.

His underwear bulge in Unstoppable.

Hell or High Water. The Princess Diaries 2. 

He got a black eye from Idris Elba during filming Star Trek 3, and he was so proud that he wanted to flaunt that shit.

This: 

He lived down Just My Luck

Whatever good-good he was giving Olivia Munn back in the day that made me stop and go “Oh word?”

He got nominated for an Emmy, and no one ever talked about it.

I sat through a film called Blind Dating because of him.

His haircut in Wonder Woman.

The directors He and Patty Jenkins chose for I Am The Night are *chef’s kiss*

osamu dazai, the setting sun, tr. donald keene