Feels And Follies

the pandemic:

Look, I’m not saying if Herman Melville was alive today he would totally have an A03/fanfiction.net account… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

solas: uh

solas: shit

solas: what’s a normal amount of years

solas: a hundred years? two hundred years? UH

solas: WHAT’S A NORMAL AMOUNT OF YEARS

solas: say something about the fade that always makes the inquisitor’s eyes glaze over

solas: SINCE THIS ONE TIME I WAS IN THE FADE !!! that’s what i meant to say all along

Solas: Solas. No title necessary. 

Josephine: Alright *jots down notes to keep in personnel file somewhere* and if you don’t mind my asking, how old are you?

Solas: Fuck, how old are people? When do they hit puberty these days? twenty? Twenty sounds right. but you’re clearly far past puberty- shit, how long have I been staring like an idiot? Say a number! uuuuuuuuuh Solas: Fourty-seven.

Josephine: *blank stare*

Solas: Shit. too old or too young? you’ll never know. fuck! *poker face*

Dream of the Endless – India ink and charcoal on Bristol board.

the haunted chateau where that noble family locked up their little mage girl and tried to hide her magic and things turned out Much Worse than in Frozen

escorting LORD WOOSLY,, a good and fluffy friend described as a “veRY SPECIAL ram,,”–demon. its actually a demon. you don’t know that unless you attack it but if you accidentally do, surprise!! demon,, 

JUDGING A BEAR FOR HIS CRIMES??

Fun scavenger hunt where you find severed body parts that scream with the souls of the damned,, 

the dead chick in the emerald graves who fell off a cliff. when you find her diary it’s implied that she killed her sister and nephew after being driven insane by a demon posing as her dead mom

you know that scared little dreamer girl you meet in the fade at adamant? and you can give her back her teddy to assuage her fear? yeah, both her corpse and her bloodstained teddy can be found in the exalted plains.

if you go down to the dungeons of skyhold you find the whole underside of the castle blown off. gatsi says it looks like a dam burst, except there’s no water down there to make it do that. he posits the theory that something busted out, and it was something super big

again in the emerald graves, you can find a note on a dead dude with a series of clues on how to find some treasure. when you solve the riddle, it leads you to a despair demon who is literally named “treasure.” as you’re rolling up to the tower where “treasure” is, cole says “there was a lady in the tower. she cried but no one heard.”