Teenage Mutant Ninja Blogger

Reblog and put in the tags what the maximum temperature you would describe as “very cold” is. 

which buffy episode is this

i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.

producer: here’s $100 billion

I wish someone I knew understood and believed this

Not even marriage though they have women believing any relationship is better than being single even if that relationship is abusive and toxic

I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

I think that around 50% of tumblr users are just balls of vitriol and malice and we’ve created a culture where it’s cool and celebrated to be extremely rude to strangers

Twitter is also worse and it all makes me really fucking sad

hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.

Men message you after eight months like “We haven’t spoken in a minute” yeah and we’re not gonna speak! Keep it moving