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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”

@sunflowler not only was he the food expert, he later hired antoni to cook for him and his husband and helped antoni get his spot on the reboot

wait that poster wasnt a joke

I’m gonna see this seven times

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

Swiper got Dora fucked up

WHY DOES DORA NEED A KNIFE

I’m totally willing to follow jowly smilodon around with a drool rag tho.

a while ago I saw a post that pointed out that Snape would have treated Harry differently if he had been a girl and looked like Lily and I’m so horrified at the truth in that statement that I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it

fuck

That’s how u get Petyr Baelish

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Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.

i love how hobbits are canonically so good at hiding in plain sight that they’re basically cryptids to anyone in middle-earth outside of the shire and bree

my personal theory is that anyone passing through nearby who doesn’t know better sees hobbit tracks on the dirt roads and assumes from the size of the footprints that the area must be inhabited by creatures of matching stature, and just gives the whole place a wide berth

hold up a second

BIGFOOT