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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

who is me?

I'm 19 right now, it is April 7th, 2014 at 1:05 am. This will post on my 30th birthday. I wonder if I will know the answer. If I will have kids or a husband. If my dreams will have come true. If I'll still be an artist. It's over a decade away. I wonder if I'll remember this.

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

Why were hall and oates serving cunt for no reason