one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are
you gotta get out of there

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one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are
you gotta get out of there

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.
furthest we've ever been
lmao
come on
"of course this is a valid historical source. it says 'this happened' right there at the top of the page."
John:

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This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.
Cheeseburger Banglestack? the guy who played Sherlock and Doctor Strange?
“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected
“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized
“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth
Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

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The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.
Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.
It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester
i dont need any of you manchester cunts anyway. where are my irish hoes
Happy Pride from Pearlina!!!
holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer

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sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.