‘Hopeless, But Hoping’

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

it goes without saying the powdered wig stays ON during sex

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

they should invent a me that can do things

I don’t do April Fool’s Day, so here are some shameless untruths that aren’t pretending to be something else.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us