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Non-standard pronoun charts! Because sometimes explaining gets really tiring.
This is mine, as an example of how I designed these to be used.
And these are blank charts with and without decoration. Use these wherever, with or without credit, as long as you don't take my name off I'm chill with it.
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"Dnd isn't competitive" rookie moves dnd's a contest of wills and I'm winning.
Ever single player has been given an Awful Secret they are trying to hide from the others.
Our Sorcerer snuck off to visit his aunt after she threatened to kill him and only the two of us know he'll be coming back in one piece.
Our Barbarian is the only pc who knows the Sorcerer's father had a kid. (He does not know it is the Sorcerer. The Sorcerer has been wearing a mask since he was introduced. He also has been told in no uncertain terms that absolutely nobody can be told anything about it.)
Our Cleric worships a god of the same pantheon who literally ruined the Barbarian's life. She learned this at the same time as him.
Our Thief spent the entirety of Act 1 beefing with an unintroduced npc, and punched her as soon as he saw her. The rest of the party think he isn't giving her enough grace.
The pcs canonically don't know about our other Cleric's existence. They were the first person to have a genuine near-death experience.
They have been trying to track down a major deity for answers for the last three weeks. The last time they saw him was five weeks ago. They do not know that he is a god, or a war criminal, or that they will not be able to threaten him.
I've just introduced another deity from the same pantheon as a minor antagonist. He is dead.
The Clerics worship an entirely different pantheon who went to war with the deities already introduced. Nobody knows this.
BBEG2 orchestrated the quiet murders of most elves in the setting. Two of the pcs are elves. They are not impressed.
Their employer is a child. They found this out by sheer fluke.
Absolutely everybody is lying and being vague for the hell of it. All the pvs are doing their best to get answer from them, and also lying and deflecting.
A late arrival pc took five sessions to reveal his class. He just used a spell to specifically avoid revealing his race.
Every time they do get more exposition it raises more questions then it answers or freaks them out a little bit more.
They wanted to do the next session early less than twenty-four hours after the last one started.
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least picked at the time of voting = safe
did you explode?
lots of good "reblog and tell me" posts recently so i wanna play. reblog and tell me the last film you watched on physical media. i'll go first mine was predators (2010) and i watched it on blu-ray.
is she REALLY a failgirl loser or does she not meet the baseline competency you've assigned a woman
women characters will be competent workers and then go home and dress in baggy clothes and live in a mildly messy house and drink booze and people will trip over themselves to call her a loser
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my friends on da computer need to be with me rihgt fucking now actually
life could be a dream
the item on your left side just stopped existing, are you ok with it?
yes
no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
siblings >:)
results
do you like your birth name?
Do you like your birth name?
Yes
No
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"Is cannibalism okay if it's consensual" and "would you fuck your clone" are both passe we've been over this but I'm combining them into a new question: would you eat your clone?
How do we feel
yes I want to know what I taste like
no :/
I don't want to be eaten so it wouldn't be consensual if we ate each other
other nuanced answer
Personally I'm assuming the clone is fully sentient with all of your thoughts, memories, emotions etc, but if they were just raw grown in a tube or something I can see how that could affect it
No because id taste terrible.
I bet im super chewy. Hannibal would scrape me into the trashbin and order a pizza instead
Oh yeah I forgot stress fucks meat up I'm probably not any good to eat either with the Tension issues. Sad! Well at least I'm safe if I ever get snowed in with some white people
The "yes" option requires you to not already know what you taste like...?
Surprise! Youāve been Isekaiād into a D&D Worldā¦ but itās specifically a 3.5 Edition D&D world and due to a weird Glitch in the system you have been assigned not just a Base Class, but also one of that editionās weird and wacky Prestige Class as well! Spin this wheel to see what you got!
(I added a short little summary for each Class explaining the basic gist of it. Although obviously you can also look them up to get more detailed info)
Soā¦how are you feeling?
HELL YEAH THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME
This class is perfect for me! (complimentary)
This is pretty cool!
Not bad butā¦ could be better
Some parts of this sounds GREAT and some sound TERRIBLE
Iām pretty sure Iām gonna die but at least Iāll be cool as hell until then
Well, Iām gonna hate being this Class but at least Iām gonna survive
I feel utterly indifferent about my Class
This class is perfect for meā¦ (derogatory)
This isnāt good for me, butā¦ could be worse
Yeah, this sucks
OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I AM GONNA BE MISERABLE AND THAN IāLL DIE
One of the weirder and less talked about parts of being transmasc at least for me is that my internal understanding of my body doesnāt include boobs.
Like my internal intuitive spacial understanding of the world does not take into account the boobs. As far as my subconscious is concerned they do not exist.
This leads to the boobs bumping into things. Knocking silverware off plates, getting hit by doors, etc.
Itās a really weird problem to have but Iāve never met anyone else to relate to about it. Like not even about the dysphoria stress part. About the like hitting my chest on things part.
I know Iām not making this up because I have a pretty normal understanding of where pretty much all of my body parts are. Hands, head, nose, fat folds, whatever. Iām an adult with normal coordination.
But my body is like male software working on female hardware and itās not that different once I got testosterone and I donāt get a debuff when Iām kicked in the crotch so thatās nice but the boobs, man. They get in the way. Physically. More than once in my life Iāve gone to touch my chest and my first gut reaction thought was āwhatās that?ā before remembering the thing there.
I was briefly thinking "I've never done that" - but that I remembered glancing at my shadow and going "???" this very morning, so apparently not just you.
i used to think i was being manipulative by telling people when i was upset but turns out i was just emotionally neglected as a child
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like āare you trying to meet god?ā and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying āwoah thatās a lot of coffeeā
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.
Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction
add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night
