HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU DO TO ME

im considering bursting into tears

my ball, :)

*bravely* i think more things should be about women

It’s bullshit that we even get scurvy. Most mammals synthesize their own Vitamin C, except apes and a handful of other mammals. We had evolutionary ancestors with so much access to fruit they didn’t even notice when a mutation broke Vitamin C synthesis and now we’ll die without it like a bunch of fucking chumps.

You know what else can’t synthesize Vitamin C? Guinea pigs. We’re no better than a bunch of fuzzy cylinders.

Donate to my kickstarter. We’re gonna crispr that shit right back in, and finally be free from the tyranny of Big Orange

What are you going to use to test the gene edit before you use it on humans? Are you gonna… You gonna…? Use a…? Are you gonna use a guinea pig?

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

vegan friends do like to give you a brownie that is 2/3 canola oil and say “can you believe this is totally vegan and allergen free?” and its like, well yes. but i love you