The bOrgCast

“If I’d known you were coming I’d’ve baked a cake.”

but what KIND of cake would Enabran Tain bake…

4. Fish cakes disguised as dessert cupcakes with little Order symbol decorations

GASP Tain's evil truly knows no bounds.

He'd have baked whatever his super secret intelligence report said Bashir liked best, let's be real. And disguised fish cakes as THAT.

Bashir’s super spidey sense enhanced olfactory powers means he smells the fish long before he tries them and realises what’s going on. Eats a cake like it’s the best thing he’s ever had and asks for his compliments to be passed on to the chef. Mila hiding in the kitchen laughing. Serves Tain the remaining cakes the following day. Tain has the author of the intelligence report stitched up like a kipper.