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who up experiencing emotions they can talk to no one about

whatever (it's eating away at my soul)

before I left for work today I on a whim pulled a random tarot card and I got death which is a positive card in general but it also made me laugh because I asked the cards "What's my work shift at the funeral home gonna be like today?" And I got death. Like yes ha ha you guys are hilarious. Making me pull that very on the nose card. Yes, death will be there it will be death-like at the funeral home. very funny

Wanna see a magic trick

Boom. You're thinking about salad now.

seen a person’s blog that had “porn bot” under the do not follow if criteria………king they can’t read💔

[ID: a sad ant with a bindle, presumably originally from an ad for pest control.]

posts where the ID makes the joke funnier

it is once again, despite everything, sad ant with a bindle monday