Definitely Important Posts

I like the idea of a robot girl making little chip-tune chirps while charging her battery.

My sweet little metal darling making her happy little noises while she rests up after a long day. Yes please.

One day, everything will be swept away by a broom heretofore unknown.

This post is… EDIBLE?

phones love to turn on weird new features for no reason.

this morning my phone started vibrating when it's picked up. what? who asked for that feature? why is it on by default? my phone is always in vibration mode so every time I picked my phone up I'm like oh new message? but there was no new message. it was vibtating because it was picked up. out of nowhere. stop that??

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

Does anybody else have tumblr or is it just me

the next pdf struggles to be born

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!