Take a breath and let the rest come easy

WOW

WTF

I love science

*Ignores the fact that I have chemistry, humanities, AND math tests to study for and instead spends three hours making a stuffed mole*

if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

The second to last one is THROWING ME 😂😂

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

mine go ding when there’s stuff

Mine are the real

mine gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

Oh my god. I am actually crying and snorting.

My fucking hero forever.

Forever my queen

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*