There’s Nothing Here …

we can eat wednesday food today

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

do not make fun of bug style

Truthfully im 71 an old man and all of this happened long ago