Incredibly Insensitive Lesbian

Ball pics? Isn't that a pokemon?

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

i don't want to actually write a fic, i want to create a gross scenario that i can roll around in for forever, like a dog in a bad smell. you feel me?

they hate me. they hate me for my whimsy and curiosity and my refusal to go gentle into that good night.

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

Punching Him Thursday