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the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

fat pet cat is a kind of weighted blanket