fathorse

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

Not to sound mushy, but stories about two lonely characters from vastly different worlds finding solace with each other always appeal to me

You know what makes it even better? If one of them is sort of evil.

or hear me out… both…

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

there is no physical comedy funnier than the frantic skedaddle of a cat caught in the midst of mischief