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Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

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I feel like there’s literally no stronger swear word than when a girl in bonnet in a movie says something like, “But Lady Snapplecap says I cannot until I come of age!” and a dude wearing pants tucked into his boots and an open shirt replies, “DAMN Lady Snapplecap!” with the force of 435 F-bombs

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession