serial procrastinator

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[Image description: Digital drawing of Mithrun from Dungeon Meshi. He's standing in a grassy field and smiling gently. He is holding out a finger that a monarch butterfly is perched on. End description.]

you people aren't CASTING