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Murderbot and ART

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Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.
i feel like this one clip fully sums up this specific group of people
[Video Description: a 32 second clip from "Game Changer".
Sam Reich says "Zach" as the prompt screen dings and changes before reading the word off of it, "Moose."
Zach does an impression of a moose, making a low, drawn-out mooing sound that rises in pitch at the end.
Sam: "Zach, [pause], I'm-"
Zach cuts him off by making the sound again but this time, he is raising his arms at a 90 degree angle with his fingers spread to mimic moose antlers. Josh and Brennan laugh.
Brennan points his thumb at Zach and says "Did you factor in the antlers?"
Sam, trying his very best not to laugh: "I'm factoring them in as we speak."
Brennan, looking directly at the camera: "Uh, fun fact about the moose, they are the last surviving North American mega fauna."
Sam: "No points for Brennan."
Brennan: "Points for the audience for learning."
Josh: "God, Brennan! It's not the Extra Credit Show, it's Make Animal Sounds! C'mom dude. I've got places to be."
Zach: "Josh has to leave in four minutes."
Josh laughs and Brennan chokes on the water he is drinking.
End Description.]
🖤 dealer's choice!
Even with dealer's choice you are getting Genshin, because I like this one best with character death and I don't have the heart to kill any of my homemade blorbos right now, but lately I've really been enjoying murdering my storebought ones. XD
Haven't played the new Mondstadt quest (or the new Sumeru one if relevant), so there might be lore there that this is utterly in conflict with, but oh well! Still fun to write.
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.

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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:
Bonus:
Born to be a digital god, defeated by a CAPTCHA
THE GOOD PLACE 4.13 — Whenever You're Ready
congratulations, edward elric, on your transition !!
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Derelict Gods of The Northwest
Good morning! Mayhem Jane devours the sun.
Sun too hot, she's spitting it out
some silly sketches of Carl and Donut that I drew for shits and giggles 🙃
Hi, sorry to bother you, but just to let you know that the truffle dog and cat story is AI. :(
The only source I could find was a Facebook post from an account full of AI cat stuff.
I figured you would want to know, hope you have a good day☆
Dammit.
Stupid AI.
Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.
Why is that?
Accurate heist movie: The Team is sneaking into a high security facility. An alarm is triggered, they freeze, prepared to knock out whoever responds to the alarm. It takes 40 minutes for someone to respond. When they finally do show up, they shuffle along, annoyed, arms full of 16 bags of pretzels for some reason, and reset the alarm without bothering to check their surroundings. They report that the alarm went off in error. Security control starts a fight about the correct designation of the door. The guard announces that they’re leaving the alarm key in the alarm because it’s always going off for no reason. No one challenges them on this. They shuffle away, leaving an alarm key and several bags of pretzels behind.
The Team knocks out a security guard and steals their radio. The team mimic can perfectly replicate the knocked out guard’s voice. They get caught because they pronounced the name of the company correctly.
The Team disables an alarm. The only way to do this is to rip it out of the wall and disassemble it until it physically can’t make noise anymore. This very loud process is clearly heard by the posted security guard nearby, who rolls their eyes and text their supervisor that the logistics contractors are fooling with the alarms again.
The Team breaks into the facility at night. There they meet a single security guard who is chanting potential names for NPCs in their DnD campaign out loud while they do their patrols. They encounter a fire extinguisher. They pause in their chanting to check that it is properly charged and to apply a sticker that reads, “Anal use only”. This guy is disgustingly good at their job. There’s no way around it, they’re going to catch you. And you’re going to have to deal with the fact that you’ve been had by someone who has a supply of stickers that say “Anal use only” and who unironically wanted to name their NPC shopkeep Mammogrammus.
The Team attempts to bribe a security guard. This is its own post but know there’s no way in hell that would work.
The Team breaks into the high security room and disables all the alarms. Security control sends several guards to investigate why there are no alarms going off.
The Team attempts to break into the high security room but can’t because it’s randomly decided not to let anyone at all in today.
The Team steals a keycard with “””””unlimited””””” access to the facility and gets caught because the computer system that manages keycards randomly revokes access for no reason.
The Team walks past a security guard in broad daylight wearing T-shirts that say, “We are here to rob you”. The security guard does nothing, having seen several people in logistics wearing that exact shirt two days prior.
The Team abandons their high-tech high-concept plans and pull up to the front door in a battered van. Wearing blue jumpsuits or work clothes, they trudge into the lobby carrying bundles of cable and tools, and in a show of class solidarity the security guard just unlocks everything.
A story I once heard from a guy who specialised in security testing for IT. They had been hired to test out the security of the company, and one of the things they were testing was whether they could physically get secure data out of the building.
The guy walked in with a trolley with a wobbly wheel, loaded half a dozen computers onto the trolley so that they were unstable, and walked up to the main security door. At which point, the trolley wobbled and there was an avalanche of computers. The security guard helped him load the computers back onto the trolley and then held the door open for him as he walked out with six computers loaded with company secrets.

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ethan winters is just a house dad whose wife got him into some shady business
i feel like when dazais zoned out he looks like a corpse and everyones like ‘is he alive??’ - yes dont worry he’s just deep in thought