serial procrastinator

You know when you’ve started reading a new fic and you’re falling in love with it and you can’t stop reading it so you stay up until 3am until you physically can’t keep your eyes open any more, and then when you wake up it’s with this warm buzz of excitement in your stomach because you get to start reading again and immerse yourself with your favourite characters in a story that you adore and writing that is beautiful. It’s just so fucking magical.

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games