GNU Terry Pratchett

*out of breath* fucking all the holes into cheese is a demanding job but somebody has to do it

Reblogging here for new readers the roots of my uncooperative nature.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

I showed your post to my boyfriend David (the design part of the art and design duo) and he said "well I have always loved Diane's Star Trek episode (TNG 1x06) so we're finally square"!

im all for haterism but some of y'all do it like it's a hobby and yet want to hide behind the thin veil of claiming it's legitimate critique