GNU Terry Pratchett

when faramir says thr shire must truly be a great realm where gardeners are held in high honour, and then he and eowyn get married and dwell in ithilien, the garden of gondor, and they heal, and they love all things that grow..............

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

I think it would be so funny if there was a show about King Arthur and the knight of the Round Table where a different knight(s) joins the Round Table every episode and it gets to the point where the cast is like 500 people and absolutely no one is acknowledging that there are like 400 people in this court. Like a gratuitous amount of knights. The plot randomly pivots to knight or knights of the week and then back but it’s not an anthology exactly. Some of them die the same day they join, some randomly disappear from the story and others are technically there for the rest of the series but doing fuckall. Occasionally Arthur will be like “Where has Sir Whatever gone?” and everyone will shrug. Very important quest surrounding the major knights you’re expecting and a minor knight no one has seen for 5 seasons randomly joins in. You need a knightly spreadsheet to join in.

This is all handled very dryly by all the other characters, except for Arthur who occasionally breaks the 3rd wall, addresses the camera and says something like “This is all very confusing.” when the plot hits maximum ridiculousness.

Every now and then there's a fwoosh and a scream as someone forgets and sits in Siege Perilous.

Galahad is stacked on top of Percival in the Siege Perilous and they keep talking over each other.

periodically Percival will say something and Galahad will elbow him really hard and repeat it and Percival will be like “OW. Lancelot, are you seeing this?”

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

Imagine you’re a kings guard and you think you’re gonna have a real quick tourney for your king because someone (finally) punched the brat and you turn around and LYONEL FUCKING BARATHEON pulls up to fight against you and so does BAELOR FUCKING TARGARYEN

(seriously unwell) don't you think he'd look nice in the garden of eden shamefully covering himself with leaves

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle