GNU Terry Pratchett

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

my kingdom for a pair of tortoiseshell cateye glasses that aren’t too thick too thin or too pointy and don’t have with gold accents or extra stuff all over them or “sassy bits” I’m going to work ok not the librarian sex dungeon

okay but do you know where the librarian sex dungeon is, do you have directions to the librarian sex dungeon, i need to get there to the librarian sex dungeon

#out of context every tos scene is an opening to a gay porno

mordred’s actions are entirely excusable unless you can say with certainty that in mordred’s precise situation you would not end up doing the same thing. like oh he destroyed camelot? okay let’s see how you’d handle growing up with the orkneys

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

This post got weird

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

shakespeare is lowkey more progressive than most writers these days and that is a hill i am willing to die on. he lets women be loud and clever and tricky and stubborn and delighted and fierce. AND he has a million little twinks who are just adorable. looking right at u, claudio

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

i cant stop thinking about him. is he just there to indicate further that this is an ocean scene? is he specifically watching all of this go down? is he attempting to lure odysseus in with his own siren song of lobster? many possibilities

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

i cant stop thinking about him. is he just there to indicate further that this is an ocean scene? is he specifically watching all of this go down? is he attempting to lure odysseus in with his own siren song of lobster? many possibilities