eat the rich

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

My understanders will Understand me

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

it's that time again, kids

This is what it's like being trans for real though.

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

Security guard discourse is a complex topic for me because one the one hand, yeah, a lot of them are wannabe cops, but on the other hand, I know from repeated experience that some folks will stroll past a dozen warning signs, climb over a clearly hazard-marked barrier, and cheerfully walk dick-first into a wood chipper and genuinely be taken by surprise at this outcome unless there's someone stationed right there to personally tell them to fuck off, so.