in the midnight hour

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)