perpetually tired

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

how is everyone feeling today

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.

Alternatively by 'an easy job where they don't do much' what they mean is that they've got so much unwritten knowledge and experience stored up in their heads that they *genuinely believe* it's an easy low effort job and then leave you with a learning curve like a rocket launch and frantically spawning spreadsheets of all the shit they know off by heart

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

they should bring back the name Wolfgang tbh.

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate