I'm alive bitches ;)

Huh....hey, quick question, kinda unrelated but...is Marinette still kinda stalker-y towards Adrian or is them dating had made her chill? I really have no idea what's happening with this show anymore and I'm not really interested in watching it again, just wanna know since the topic of love is kinda brought up here....man...tf kinda episodes these were about?

What I thought would happen if I told my bestest friend who I selfship with

As you should!

Its time

That being said I did lick the spoon clean that I used to mix it but I’m chalking it up to a brief tea induced moment of insanity since it is very bad tasting, I’m currently wondering if I can cook it into something so it doesn’t go to waste

I would like to suggest trying to make bread with it

The slice looks like a brownie

It honestly looked creepily like mostly cooked ground beef in person when I first cut into it

That's Tumblr behavior alright

sweet dreams? nah, have some salty dreams... bitch

Jokes on you i like my Dreams bland

Are you British perchance

Spicy nightmares have always been served to me, so now I have a mild heat resistance

Do y'all get sour dreams sometimes?

Yeah it do be like that sometimes

Ex-fucking-actly, this is why I missed Tumblr during those wretched few weeks my account got deactivated

your WHAT

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

People paid Actual Money for this website

i miss wereralph :(

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

Half of the pictures were banned, thank you whoever took screen shots, I know half understand what I just read here

Honestly, this would be one of the tamest wats my f/o would try to mess with me

rb if u hates terfs

If any terfs see this, get the fuck off my blog, nobody wants you

if you are a terf, why are you fucking here i am one of the most trans people ever

terfs go die please. it would make all the rest of us happier

If I see any TERFS following my blog, y'all better fuck off fast because I will find you and I will come to your house and beat you up

.....wha

The odyssey....chat am I cooked?

How baffling

Left me baffled, fr

*sirens you*

Where's goblin?

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

What the hell is this post?

Nonbinary people who use they/them are valid. Nonbinary people who don't use they/them are valid. Nonbinary people who pass as androgynous are valid. Nonbinary people who don't pass as androgynous are valid. Nonbinary people who never reveal their gender at birth are valid. Nonbinary people who do reveal their gender at birth are valid. Nonbinary people who get HRT and/or medical surgeries are valid. Nonbinary people who don't get HRT and/or medical surgeries are valid. Nonbinary people are valid. That isn't going to change. Ever. Fuck the gender binary, be who you need to be.

Thank you :') this means a lot to mean