sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

just found out the guy who made Tito’s Vodka is literally named Tito Beveridge

i was wondering what was wrong with this picture.... then I realized there was no blue filter

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

Someone explain the John green era I’m begging

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

@hey-erika us

This is legit the best thing I’ve read all day.

Please read it, please

Not fandom related but the ending had me laughing actual tears

best thing i’ve reblogged to date

this is still so fucking funny i’m sorry

the widnows scene was an unrehearsed improv done at 3 am, apparently all the script said was ‘they recognize each other’, (via aphony-cree)

get the fuck out, no way that was improvised!

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

I love this

I deadass didn’t know that dark mode existed and I switched over and this is gorgeous.

dark mode swtiches back to blue after a second for me :C

I love this game so much

Your bed is just basically a shelf where you put your body when you are not using it.

Delete this off the internet

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

The real ladies man

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

BEST.POST.EVER

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

perfect!!!!!

I love him

He’s so spooky lookin it’s amazing