The Monster Fucker AU no one asked for
Very much so inspired by an ask I submitted to @smuttysanderssidestwopointoh (please follow them, but only if you're 18+! Minors following them is not tolerated!). This is both a LAMPD Au and a Remy x Emile x Remus AU.
What's the ship name for Remy, Emile, and Remus? Rem²ile? I like that. Rem²ile it is.
Anyways, this AU details the adventures of two human friends, Logan and Emile, their less than human boyfriends, and all the smutty adventures that takes place, Some info on the monster boys below (and unfortunately there's no read more, as I'm on mobile)
Small, sharp fangs out constantly, and red eyes that glow slightly when he's aroused, angered, or feeding.
The fangs release a hormone that works almost as a painkiller, making the whole blood sucking experience quite pleasurable to his prey, or in this case, boyfriend.
Usually has a supply of blood bags he feeds from. Logan lets him suck his blood if he runs out. This will often initiate the more intimate moments between them.
This boy has a HUGE marking kink. He loves leaving bite marks and hickeys on all four of his lovers, and always in places where he can see them after the fact.
Aside from his fangs, he also has superhuman strength, and regularly manhandles and picks up his boys. This turns on Logan and Roman without fail every time.
Rarely subs, with the exceptions being Patton and occasionally Roman.
Also very much so into bondage, tying up his subs with pretty purple and red ribbons and ropes.
Knife kink. The adrenaline rush it gives him is intoxicating, and he love making small cuts and licking up the blood from them.
Always has his ears and fluffy tail out, and longer, duller fangs compared to Virgil.
In innocent situations, he's like a big puppy! Cuddly and cute and in need of head pats.
When he doms, however, his rougher side comes out.
Not afraid to overpower and overwhelm whoever is subbing for him. However, he does make sure they don't get hurt. Safety first, kids.
Has a bit of a breeding kink, loving to fill up his boys over and over.
Also has a knotted dick, and will knot them any and every time they give him his consent.
Was originally afraid of being rough with Logan, because he didn't want to break the human. Logan insisted he'd safeword if it became to much, and now Lo's one of his favorite subs to rough up.
After the full moon he enters a rut, and chooses one of the boys to use (consentually!) as his plaything for the duration of it. They always end up incoherent and blissed out, barely able to stand or talk, and Patton provides so much soft, loving aftercare after.
Ok so. He's the more mermaid-y type of siren and NOT the bird person type. No bird fucking on the blog.
Out of water he looks human. In water, his legs turn into a beautiful red tale, all of his teeth turn sharp and pointy, and his back gets covered in golden scales. A majestic water boy.
He retains a hypnotic voice outside of the water. He can turn it on and off at will, except when singing. Singing will cause anyone who listens it to fall under his spell almost immediately. Lots of awkward situations have arisen from this.
After a discussion with all of his boyfriends, they came to the agreement that he can use his voice to hypnotize them in a more erotic way.
Loves temporarily turning them into his pretty, dumb little sluts. Especially fond of doing it to Logan, reducing the intellectual into a whiny, moaning mess.
With prior consent, he'll also whisper lewd thoughts to them in their sleep, getting them hot and bothered. He then takes it upon himself to get them off, making a game out of seeing how long he can keep them asleep.
When he subs, he's basically a pillow princess, loving to be pampered and taken cared of, but also loves to be degraded and humiliated.
Also into being manhandled, as stated above. It's not a surprise to walk in on Virgil or Patton fucking him against a wall.
Looks like Canon Deceit, only both eyes are yellow. Can turn into a big snake if he wants to but rarely does.
His voice can be almost as hypnotic as Roman's, but it's his eyes that seal the deal. Again, after a discussion beforehand, he's allowed to use it on his boys during sex.
Loves ordering around and making them pleasure him. Nothing gets him off faster than having one of them mindlessly sucking him off while making out with another.
Speaking of dicks, he has a hemipenis! When Lo first finds out, Dee expects him to be weirded out. Instead, Logan's fascinated and a little a lot turned on by the concept. He's almost definitely tried taking both at once.
The absolute best at dirty talk.
Also amazing at giving oral.
100% a switch, and loves being hypnotized as much as he likes doing the hypnosis.
Notice a trend here? Your girl's got a kink.
Long, sharp, retractable fangs. He can fill them with either venom or an aphrodisiac. However, the venom only comes out in fight or flight situations, so there's no chance of him accidentally poisoning his boys.
A sexy demon boy. Remy's got little horns, small bat-like wings, a long barbed tail, and bright pink eyes he hides behind his signature shades. Always dressed in slutty outfits and will occasionally wander their apartment in nothing but lingerie
Insatiable when turned on. Has more than enough stamina to go all night, and only Remus can keep up with him. As such, he loves overstimulating Emile to the point of exhaustion, maybe even continuing after he falls asleep.
On the flip side, he loves edging both of his boyfriends, smelling the arousal on them, and working them up until alll they can do is drool and beg.
Sensitive wings and tail, playing with them is a fast way to get him aroused and subby.
Two words: cock slut. Loves giving oral so, so much. Practically begs before hand to have them come on his face or down his throat.
Can make his own lube, very good for impromptu sex.
Fangs like Virgil's, only they're used for injecting an aphrodisiac into someone's bloodstream. This aphrodisiac lasts up to three hours, and makes the person into a total slut for Remy, willing to do anything beforehand. Remus was down immediately for it, while Emile insisted they set some limits.
SOMNOPHILIA. This boy lives for it, whether he's doing the fucking or being fucked. Seeing as he's constantly getting wet dreams, he's mostly getting fucked. Especially loves waking up to being fucked by Remus's tentacles. Speaking of...
Kraken/Siren Hybrid Remus
Still twins with Roman, so he's got the siren voice, but he also has a few attributes associated with the kraken.
Namely, tentacles. He doesn't actually know how many, but the most he's had out is ten.
All his tentacles are super sensitive, and can technically "come". The cum is more like an aphrodisiac, not as strong as Remy's but still pretty strong. He loves fucking his boyfriends' faces with them and making them come repeatedly down their throats, watching the Incubus and human grow more and more aroused every time.
They also self lubricate, making sex easier for all parties involved.
Anyways, on to the man himself. Remus is a filthy boy.
Just as much as a cum slut as Remy, if not more so. Loves being filled and marked with it.
Also into breeding. He'll "breed" Picani until his stamina runs out, then immediately have Remy breed him until he's satisfied.
If he's alone, he'll use his tentacles to get himself off, only he'll forget about the aphrodisiac part. One of his boys will find him whining and desperately trying to get off, cock hard and leaking profusely against his stomach.
Really feral when he doms, roughly pining down and basically mounting his boys if he isn't using his tentacles.
When he subs though, he loves being hardcore degraded and used as nothing more than a toy.
As for his siren voice, you guessed it.
That's all I have for now. Feel free to message me about this AU! I'm almost certainly gonna be writing about it, so tell me if you'd like to be tagged for it and which ships you'd like to see written!
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