Life is The Cow

#FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

yeah, show your new father some respect

“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

If we have a new cold war it's all Charlesoberonn's fault

gonna quit my job and move to some random town and open up an ice cream parlor called I SCREAM and it's only open from dusk til dawn and the flavors are all spooky names like MONSTER MASH MANGO and BLOODY ORANGE and ROTTING CORPSES & CREAM and EXISTENTIAL DREAD and i'll only be seen at night except for occasional daytime appearances where i wear dark sunglasses and long flowing coats and people will ask me what my favorite flavor is and i'll say "oh no, i don't actually partake in...eating..." and they'll all think i'm a vampire but i'm really just lactose intolerant.

That’s so sweet

This is the purest joy i have seen in a while 😊

S E N S O R Y

you mean you people stopped doing this?

whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy