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Notre Dame de Paris and the actual meaning of Victor Hugo's ΑΝΑΓΚΗ: Claude Frollo's self-deception, ΑΝΑΓΚΗ vs. FATUM and the foreign "Other"
"A language does not become fixed. The human intellect is always on the march, or, if you prefer, in movement, and languages with it."
—Victor Hugo, Cromwell (Preface) 1827
ΑΝΑΓΚΗ (Greek) can be best translated as "necessity". But a simple translation cannot explain the cultural and religious meaning with which this Greek word is heavily loaded. We will get to this later.
A fact which is often misunderstood is that Victor Hugo’s and Frollo’s perspective and understanding of ΑΝΑΓΚΗ is the same.
It isn't.
Victor Hugo: "La fatalité d’Hernani n’est pas la mienne. Le poëte n’est pas le personnage. Je serais donc alors tous mes personnages ?"
(translation: “The 'Fatalité' of Hernani is not mine. The poet is not the character. So am I then all my characters?", Letter to monsieur Durandeau, 1861)
Let's compare Frollo and Hugo first, because this is extremely important.
The author’s political and historical perspective on ΑΝΑΓΚΗ:
"Victor Hugo explained its meaning in March 1866, in the preface to Toilers of the Sea:
“A triple Ananke weighs upon us: the Ananke of dogmas, the Ananke of laws, the Ananke of things.”
In Notre-Dame de Paris, he denounced the first; in Les Misérables, the second; in this book, he indicates the third. To these three fatalities that envelop humankind is added the inner fatality, the supreme Ananke, the human heart. Here we see the link that unites Victor Hugo’s three great novels. He returned to this theme in a letter to the journalist Durandeau:
“Whenever necessity encroaches upon freedom and oppresses it, it is called ‘fate.’ The poet denounces this abuse of the unknown. This is what I do in Notre-Dame de Paris, in Les Misérables, in Toilers of the Sea.” (July 11, 1867)
Hugo speaks about a triple Ananke with which oppressors or oppressive systems legitimize the oppression of freedom. It is "the abuse of the unknown." (Link to the full article below)
This seems to be a philosophical and political project of Victor Hugo: to debunk the abuse of ΑΝΑΓΚΗ through his works and to push people to fight for freedom. We must remember that he was an activist for the marginalized, for the workers and slaves of the world.
Notre-Dame de Paris is still a social critique, not a moral story. Hugo’s view of ΑΝΑΓΚΗ is seen through this lens.
The fact that ΑΝΑΓΚΗ was allegedly engraved on a wall in the cathedral is probably invented by Hugo, which speaks volumes about his views: ΑΝΑΓΚΗ is something (everything which threatens free will/ freedom) created by humans.
His character Claude Frollo is a high-ranking clergy member, someone with power and ideological knowledge. As an oppressor and an instrument of the state, he abuses the concept (through the invented ΑΝΑΓΚΗ narrative) to legitimize the first.
But Frollo also fights against the ΑΝΑΓΚΗ (of Dogma, laws, societal expectations, his heart which he cannot control etc.) and he looses that fight in contrast to Jean Valjean (Les Miserables) for example, whom Victor Hugo mentions in one sentance with our priest:
"Le poëte dénonce cet abus de l'inconnu. C'est ce que j'ai fait dans Notre-Dame de Paris, dans Les Misérables, dans Les Travailleurs de la Mer.
Au nom de qui cette dénonciation? Au nom de la liberté.
Ananké ! Voilà ce que combattent Claude Frollo, Jean Valjean et Gilliatt."
Translation: "The poet denounces this abuse of the unknown.
That is what I did in The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, in Les Misérables, in Toilers of the Sea.
In whose name is this denunciation? In the name of freedom.
Ananke! That is what Claude Frollo, Jean Valjean, and Gilliatt fight against."
Claude’s understanding of ΑΝΑΓΚΗ:
ΑΝΑΓΚΗ vs. Fatum
What does Frollo’s ΑΝΑΓΚΗ mean to him?
"And he [Claude Frollo] flung away the hammer in a rage. Then he sank down so deeply on the arm-chair and the table, that Jehan lost him from view behind the great pile of manuscripts. For the space of several minutes, all that he saw was his fist convulsively clenched on a book. Suddenly, Dom Claude sprang up, seized a compass and engraved in silence upon the wall in capital letters, this Greek word ἈΝÁΓΚΗ.
“My brother is mad,” said Jehan to himself; “it would have been far more simple to write Fatum, every one is not obliged to know Greek.”
The archdeacon returned and seated himself in his armchair, and placed his head on both his hands, as a sick man does, whose head is heavy and burning."
FROM: BOOK 7. CHAPTER IV. ΑΝΑΓΚΗ, NDdP (Victor Hugo)
Jehan asks the crucial question: Why not the Latin FATUM?
After all, it is the language most people who could read and write at that time would understand.
Because Latin belongs to Frollo, as a priest, the Latin language and culture are something familiar to him: Latin, from his POV as a priest, is a part of him.
Also, the word Fatum is tied to the Christian God Jesus Christ, because it is seen within the framework of Providentia Dei (divine providence), which surpasses Fatum and works through it.
Dom Frollo, however, suffers a crisis of faith as a priest torn between duty and passion. He must use the word connected with the pagan goddess Ananke (even stronger than Zeus) in Greek.
He carries his entire inner conflict (between duty and passion) in other languages: he turns to Jewish Kabbalah, reading its mystical texts in Hebrew, and at the end of Notre-Dame de Paris even desperately to the Indian philosopher Menu, whose philosophy depicts women as the highest honorable beings (Frollo intellectually agrees, but immediately feels ashamed because he does not live this theory in practice, and is not "in control," bringing us back to his societal position, expectations which condemn his feelings and power structures).
Thus, Frollo, as one of the very few scholars in Paris who understood "the language of pagan gods, from Dionysus to Apollo," writes "ΑΝΑΓΚΗ" (Fate, compulsion) on the wall of his dark cell, while Esmeralda dances Italian sarabands below in the sun.
ΑΝΑΓΚΗ represents compulsion, a force against which one can do nothing. It is associated with Greek pagan culture and therefore foreign to him, like Esmeralda or his passions, which he refuses to acknowledge as part of himself:
"Then I perceived the snare of the demon, and I no longer doubted that you [Esmeralda] had come from hell and that you had come thence for my perdition. I believed it. I believe it still [...] Yes, dating from that day, there was within me a man whom I did not know."
FROM: BOOK 8. CHAPTER IV. LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA -Abandon all hope
Fatum would force him to acknowledge his free will through Jesus Christ and take full responsibility for his passions and actions.
"Perhaps I might have renounced it; perhaps my hideous thought would have withered in my brain, without bearing fruit. I thought that it would always depend upon me to follow up or discontinue this prosecution. But every evil thought is inexorable, and insists on becoming a deed; but where I believed myself to be all powerful, fate was more powerful than I. Alas! ’tis fate which has seized you and delivered you to the terrible wheels of the machine which I had constructed doubly."
FROM: BOOK 8. CHAPTER IV. LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA -Abandon all hope
ΑΝΑΓΚΗ allows him to portray himself as a victim of higher powers—even though he knows it is nonsense.
Instead of accepting that he is both victim and predator and confronting his inner struggle, he convinces himself he cannot act because a higher power (ΑΝΑΓΚΗ) is influencing him.
But Frollo is not a fool; he is not superstitious.
He knows it is nonsense, which is why he blushes when Jehan mentions the Greek word on his wall:
"The scholar raised his eyes boldly. “Monsieur my brother, doth it please you that I shall explain in good French vernacular that Greek word which is written yonder on the wall?”
“What word?”
“ἈΝÁΓΚΗ.”
A slight flush spread over the cheeks of the priest with their high bones, like the puff of smoke which announces on the outside the secret commotions of a volcano. The student hardly noticed it.
“Well, Jehan,” stammered the elder brother with an effort, “What is the meaning of yonder word?”
“FATE.”
Dom Claude turned pale again, and the scholar pursued carelessly.
“And that word below it, graved by the same hand, Ἀνάγνεία, signifies ‘impurity.’ You see that people do know their Greek.”
And the archdeacon remained silent. This Greek lesson had rendered him thoughtful."
FROM: BOOK 7. CHAPTER IV. ΑΝΑΓΚΗ, NDdP (Victor Hugo)
FATUM = fate (connected to Christian culture and God)
In the English translation, Jehan renders
Fatum as fate = general destiny.
In the German translation it is Vorsehung= Providence (like providencia- the "Roman Ananke")
In the French translation, it is FATALITÉ = negative, even deadly fate.
In this scene Jehan exposes him without meaning to: he is like a mirror to him.
His little brother literally tells him (unknowingly): You -as a priest- are betraying your God for a pagan one. Your thoughts are impure:
It can only lead to fatalité.
Frollo blushes, becomes pale and ultimately remains silent: From a Christian point of view it is the truth. And for a moment he sees the consequence of this.
Only to.......
reflect on the fate of a fly eaten by the spider in the next scene. He paints this as something which cannot be prevented (deadly fate, Fatalité).
And again he fails to accept that he has free will.
The "Spider and the Fly" metaphor perfectly captures his duality: he is both predator (Spider) and passive victim (Fly) of his OWN created web.
It's not about good and evil here. Hugo wasn't interested in this.
Our Archdeacon is a fanatic, a hypocrite, and a murderer (Esmeralda: "Assassin!") AND a loving brother, father, and intellectual genius.
He is a curious and romantic soul internally, a gloomy, cruel Archdeacon externally—both at once.
"Thou art the Spider, Claude! Claude, thou art the Fly also."
That is the full complexity of this character. The tragedy is that this sensitive, brilliant man deceives himself and others, calling it ΑΝΑΓΚΗ.
It is human and understandable, but not excusable. We can show empathy with him, as Hugo intended (not only towards Esmeralda and Quasimodo, but towards out priest also), but he cannot be portrayed solely as a victim of circumstance.
He was both predator and victim, too weak to resist the temptation of ΑΝΑΓΚΗ as Victor Hugo understands it (the ΑΝΑΓΚΗ of systematic dogma, law, things and the inner heart against which humans need to fight).
Frollo could not face the fact that he had free will, even if he knew he had. He didn’t want to fight.
He swings from recognizing that he himself is at fault:
"...in making himself a priest, [he] made himself a demon," (BOOK 9. CHAPTER 1: Delirium)
"Thou art the spider, Claude!" (BOOK 7. CHAPTER IV. ΑΝΑΓΚΗ)
"Cain, what hast thou done with thy brother? What have I done with him, Lord? I received him, I reared him, I nourished him, I loved him, I idolized him, and I have slain him!"
(BOOK 11, CHAPTER 1 THE LITTLE SHOE)
to externalizing his guilt:
"He cast a haggard eye over the double, tortuous way which fate had caused their two destinies to pursue up to their point of intersection, where it had dashed them against each other without mercy,"
"Claude, thou art the fly also!"
"[...] because of this woman, because of her."
His relationship with Esmeralda and his role as Archdeacon +
Conclusion:
Behind all his projections and attributions to the exotic "Other", including his ΑΝΑΓΚΗ, lies the systemic:
Frollo perceives himself as a tragic, loving savior, but in the end, he is merely the executioner of a system that allows him only a limited range of choices:
1. He can eliminate the “object woman” (Esmeralda), who renders him functionally incapable as a priest, in order to preserve himself and maintain the system.
Religious justification: temptress, witch, etc.
Or
2. He can possess her in order to control and domesticate her (and thereby keep her away from the society she “threatens”, which would ALSO serve the medieval feudalist system), but in doing so, he risks his position and becomes a renegate. This act of possession can then be framed as "romantic", while constantly being pursued by the authorities, ultimately suffocating Esmeralda herself on the way. After all then they are man and woman: he “saves” her, she “saves” him, until he realizes that, due to his internalized thinking (moral system, his time, limited knowledge etc.), it cannot work—and he spirals again.
Anything else is excluded by the systemic conditions.
For Hugo, the enemy to be fought is the oppressive ΑΝΑΓΚΗ of dogmas and of the human heart. Frollo turns this into his own personal alibi-Ananke. He hides behind the foreign word in order to escape the responsibility that the familiar FATUM (providentia dei) would have demanded of him.
He refuses to acknowledge that he has free will and that he actively uses that will in the service of the political order (even if he “loves” Esmeralda, she is still someone whose mere existance is a treat. Half of Paris was "bewitched" by her. And if it werent for Frollo, anyone else with power would have eliminated her).
He calls his struggle “ΑΝΑΓΚΗ” (necessity), and he does so in a foreign language because he projects his passion onto the foreign—both the culture and Esmeralda.
He could have ignored her, but he blocked that path through his own choices throughout his entire biography.
His parents confined him to university from a young age so that he would become a priest, and after being left alone with his younger brother, he always acted within the prevailing system: sacrificing himself for "Jehan's sake", suppressing his feelings, and working his way up to become Archdeacon to provide Jehan with a “comfortable life.”
And in the end, this man—this destroyed, once innocent soul— ultimately failed.
(I tried to stay as neutral as possible, even if Frollo is my favourite. I wanted to potray him as the complex, flawed and human character he truly is without idealizing him into something he is not. Would love to hear your thoughts. Thank you for reading. Until next time.)
Sources and other stuff:
Victor Hugo’s letter to the Journalist Durandeau 11th July 1867 (in French):
Correspondance de Victor Hugo/1867 - Wikisource https://share.google/LY7bqc0dqy7qxIiCy
Victor Hugo about his works ΑΝΑΓΚΗ (in French, article):
https://share.google/j1Cmk0bbeHrKr5bc5
https://www.gavroche.org/vhugo/cromwellpreface.shtml (Preface, Cromwell, Victor Hugo, 1827)
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2610/2610-h/2610-h.htm (Notre Dame de Paris English translation from Gutenberg, Victor Hugo, 1831)
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/19657/pg19657-images.html (Notre Dame de Paris french translation from Gutenberg, Victor Hugo, 1831)
Roman Godess Providentia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Providentia
The greek Godess Ananke:
https://www.theoi.com/Protogenos/Ananke.html
FATUM: https://fiveable.me/key-terms/world-literature-i/fatum
Boethus: The Consolation of Philosophy, Fate and Providence 1 (Book IV, Prose 6):
https://sourcebooks.web.fordham.edu/source/con-phil.asp
"This leads to the conclusion that all things subject to Fate are in turn subject to Providence; therefore, Fate itself is subject to Providence."
I want an 1 hour conference about that. Love that
finally, it has appeared on my dash
finally, when we least expected it.
Wasn’t expecting this
I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
This post is 13 years old, let that sink in
i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.
and-
and nobody-
and nobody expects-
Post Red Robin AU -
All Bat relationships are completely platonic in this AU, fyi
Tim, in this AU, is on the verge of leaving the Waynes/Bats/Gotham behind. He's tired and done. Maybe he's even planning to get out of the vigilante life altogether.
Near the end, however, some villain hits him with a spell. Dazzled and confused, the villain escapes while a game screen pops up for Tim.
Welcome, New Player!
Tim sighs. Another game screen pops up.
Favorability is now visible. Would you like to view their current statuses?
Confused but ultimately playing along, Tim nods his head. What pops up is a list of all of the Bats with a percentage next to their name (Barbara, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Steph, Cass, Damian, Alfred, and Duke).
"What is this?"
The current Favorability of each target. The Player must rise Favorability to 100% for each target in order to complete the game.
"And if I refuse?"
Any target not at 100% Favorability at the end of the game will die. The Player will also face penalties.
"Right."
Successful completions of arcs will result in prizes.
"So my options are to cooperate and be rewarded or refuse and watch everyone die. Fantastic. When does the first arc begin?"
00:21:46:07
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Basically, a magic/game thing forces Tim to repair his relationships with everyone on threat of death :)
It's platonic favorability with everyone, and yes those percentages can decrease.
No, Tim does not tell anyone about the messages, percentages, or the impending death. He can handle it by himself. It'll be fine.
Only one question. Where is the link ?
i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

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Please please please give me tim drake who has always wanted a little brother. Give me tim drake who was so excited to have damian as a little brother. Give me Tim drake who was heartbroken that damian hated him. Give me Tim drake who gave up on his dreams of being the best older brother.
But also give me Tim drake who was so happy when duke came into the family and was happy to meet him. Give me Tim drake who has to experience the awe and admiration Duke has for him because HE is Duke's robin. Give me a Tim drake who FINALLY gets to be the older brother he always wanted to be.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A TM DRAKE WHO TEACHES DUKE HOW TO BE A DRAKE, WHO TEACHES DUKE HOW TO ACT AT GALAS AND INTERACT WITH HIGH SOCIETY LIKE JANET TAUGHT HIM.
(No pressure, I love your work so much)
hi anon !! tysm for the ask and sorry it took me a minute to get to it, but I had so much fun writing this, and this was such a brilliant idea! <3
Tim always wanted a little brother.
Not to boss around or dump chores on—he just liked the idea of it. Someone to look after. Someone to share things with. To protect. He grew up alone in a house full of silence and secrets, and maybe he thought a little brother would make it all feel a little less cold.
So when Damian came into the picture, Tim was excited. Really, genuinely excited. Damian was younger. He was new. He was Tim’s chance to finally be the older brother he’d always wanted to be.
Except Damian… hated him.
From the start. Didn’t even hesitate. It was instant, razor-sharp disdain. Like Tim had done something unspeakable just by existing. Just—rage and rejection and contempt.
And Tim—he didn’t know what to do with that. He tried, at first. But everything he did just seemed to make things worse. So eventually, he stopped trying. He let the silence settle between them again, let the distance become a wall, and then a canyon.
And eventually, it just felt like—he’d never had a little brother at all.
Then Duke joined the family.
Younger than Tim. Bright. Smart. So much potential. And Tim didn’t let himself hope. Didn’t reach.
So he stayed polite. Friendly. Civil. He helped Duke when he asked, guided him when it was needed. But he kept that emotional distance. Just in case. Just in case Duke ended up hating him too.
Except… Duke didn’t.
Instead, Duke started standing by him at events. Letting Tim take the lead. Letting Tim show him the ropes of high society and backhanded condolences.
Tim noticed the way Duke mimicked his posture, his cadence, his etiquette. Like he trusted him.
And something in Tim—hope. It sparked again.
He started softening. Started doting. Just a little. Then more. Checking in. Saving him the good snacks. Making sure he wasn’t left behind in the chaos of everything.
And one day, Duke tells him— “You were my Robin. Not Dick. Not Jason. You. I always looked up to you.”
And that—Tim has to sit down. Because. No one’s ever said that to him. No one’s ever meant it like that. He’d never expected to hear it from anyone, let alone from Duke—the kid he hadn’t let himself hope for.
Duke likes when Tim teaches him how to be a Drake. When Tim smooths his collar and reminds him to arch one eyebrow when a socialite says something snide. Duke notices the difference, too. Damian learns how to be a Wayne. But he learns how to be a Drake.
And Duke thinks he might actually like being a Drake, even more than he would a Wayne, at least. There’s something gentle about it. Something warm.
Tim looks at Duke and thinks: maybe this is what it’s supposed to feel like. Maybe this is what having a little brother feels like.
And it’s not perfect. It’s not how he pictured it when he was ten years old and lonely.
But it’s real.
And he wouldn’t trade it for anything.
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@arrowheadedbitch OP do you speak of this one ☝️
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1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
Good adds in the comment
Love all of them
Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth
If you don’t like it’s not for YOU. It’s an archive. Don’t like, don’t read but as an archive you can’t expect it to be censored. It’s AO3 purpose to be here when everywhere else it is censored

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i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”
When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed ‘Evil Chancellor Traytor’. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, ‘chancellor’ just came with the word ‘evil’ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like ‘grand’ or ‘high’ or something along those lines.
Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called ‘the kingslayer’.
The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the ‘settlement’ in my sister and I’s closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.
The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the ‘evil’ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.
But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the ‘machinery of politics’ working as smoothly as ever.
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he’d done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don’t know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:
Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can’t the king see how wicked he is?!
Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king’s back, we’ll know where to look!
Evil Chancellor Traytor’s Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn’t looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs… *insert iconic evil laugh*
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom’s cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I’s games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special ‘episode’ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor’s diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that ‘Traytor’s grave would have a body’ (this seemed very important for some reason).
And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called ‘Tyrant King Cobra’.
::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::
i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor
Evil Chancellor Traytor will always live in my memory now
David as Silco would probably be like if you put Tony Baddingham, Crowley and Macbeth in a blender
wait I need to make a thing with this
DISCUSS
No discussion needed
How Thaddeus Ross is a better US president than… *gesture freneticly toward the orange one*
If you're writing fanon coffee obsessed Tim Drake, might I suggest:
Now I want a Tim who experience most of the symptoms but don’t say anything because he knows it’s from his Coffee addiction. Then one day there is a rogue magician and he forces a body swap between the Batfam.
The one in Tim’s body is like : what the fuck is wrong with your body ? I feel like dying
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i wanna talk about this shot
if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
God fucking damn it
Only David Tennant would be strong enough to ever make me watch something as rubbish as Peppa Pig
And, dear Lord, is he about to do it
Why is it hidden in the tags ???