Meap

*pokemon GO releases*

luigi lives on the edge by not wearing a seatbelt

mario lost the privilege of steering when he carelessly lost his hand, now he is only along for the ride

wario is strapped in by his stubby legs and fears for his life and painted on mouth

well

Astronaut: Houston…we caught that Deoxys

NASA:

for example:

these gloves.

these eyes??

bowser just chillin’ with a realistic wii u gamepad

a hyper-realistic luigi amiibo with little plastic seams and everything. nice.

Settings >

General > background app refresh: off

General > accessibility > reduce motion: on

General > handoff & suggested apps: off (unless you need it)

General > accessibility > increase contrast: reduce transparency. (This makes some things uglier but REALLY helps your charge last longer)

Bluetooth: off (when you aren’t using it)

Display & brightness > auto-brightness: off (turn it down lower than halfway to preserve battery)

Sounds > vibrate on ring: off

Privacy > location settings: make sure only the apps that need your location are switched on

Privacy > diagnostics and usage: don’t send

Privacy > advertising > limit ad tracking: on

iTunes and App Store: turn off all automatic downloads

General > spotlight search > only check what you need (eg. I only have contacts, apps and music checked)