Craig Greg

I hate you it’s so PRETTY I log onto tumblr for the first time in ages and I see THIS and I HAVE to reblog it 😂❤️

It just occurred to me Noir doesn’t know that ketchup and mustard are distinguished by color (since black and white world) and it trying to figure out what’s in the bottles 

THE SERVERS ARE VENOM AND MOVIE VENOM.

Is no one gonna mention the two Spider-Mans recognising each other in the background or

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

my god, this country is becoming fucking dystopian.

y’all working from home

SCREAM…..so what

Absolutely fucking surreal start-of-the-movie vibe, calmly eating dinner in a restaurant while the TV describes the collapse of the global economy and I keep overhearing snatches from the surrounding tables about the coming plague

nah it only counts if you’re having a messy breakup with the woman you will tenderly reconcile with ninety minutes later

The other day I was delivering a pizza and there was on this guy’s lawn a newspaper perfectly oriented on one of the steps to his front door so you could just make out the words in bold print “PLAGUE FEARS DEEPEN” and I’m like yep that’s a movie trailer shot.

I hope as you came in you were listening to a song that is currently popular but not too expensive to license for the soundtrack

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

who?

Yikes…

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

SOUND ON!!! 🔊

Oh my god that sass I can’t even

what in the screaming blue christ