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Good old days in Eden... They're both total idiots

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YEE-CLAW :D

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@joy-and-whimsy-official

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Joy and whimsy detected! This Yee-Claw is joyful and whimsical!

painttoxic20

Poor Adam, his blood pressure dropped and we almost lost him while having Charlie, and now Lucifer already wants another one? 🤭

Fanfic on AO3: The First Sin [AdamsApple]

By: PaintToxic 💜

And here's the template for reference. The problem is that since I found it on Pinterest, it's almost impossible for me to track down the creator. So if by any chance anyone knows who made it, I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know 🥹

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This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

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London Tipton teaching us about the PRNDL

penny-anna

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

penny-anna

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

the-legal-shipper

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

penny-anna

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

offonaherosjourney

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

nightblackowlbat

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

oldguardians

booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font

digitaldiscipline

Sybil Ramkin-Vimes has it in a completely legible font size, TYVM

iconuk01

It's strange how two, otherwise innocent, words can produce such bowel knotting levels of terror by simple proximity to each other.

Take "land" and "slide" for example, or "knuckle" and "duster".

And now we can add another such combo

"Sparkling Borscht"

creekfiend

a harmonica is like a fancy kazoo and I say this with all of the love and admiration in my heart because I think the kazoo is the perfect instrument. they should make Professional Quality Kazoos.

flowercrowncrip

I have good news! (Or perhaps just chaotic news) They absolutely do make professional quality kazoos:

Can I perhaps also introduce you to the kazoo trombone?

creekfiend

I love how both of these are still under $30. incredible work everyone

iphysnikephoros

@creekfiend there's a book! I don't have it anymore but from memory it was, like, 50% silly nonsense (fond) and 50% entirely serious about kazoo as an instrument. It is called: The Complete How To Kazoo by Barbara Stewart and it looks like it's still available. Which means I could potentially fix the part where I don't have it anymore.

creekfiend

oh this sounds delightful

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huh? pompeii? nah dude that song’s so old and overplayed, if the radio station puts that song on one more fucking time I’m gonna—-EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH

caramiaaddio

oh hey this feels like a good time to mention that bastille did a remix of pompeii. with goddamn hans zimmer. listen to this to blow your tits clean off

rubyleaf

"Boy I sure wish there was a character who functions like me who's still made it somewhere in life!"

Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch:

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hardrockerhippie

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

ekjohnston

This is incredible.

voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

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#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

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atla heritage post

cryoverkiltmilk

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

derinthescarletpescatarian

Nothing makes me feel like more of an absolute fucking idiot than cooking.

derinthescarletpescatarian

An Assyrian guy put a rice recipe up here awhile back and it was the best rice I've ever eaten. The recipe? Half-cook the rice and then bake it in butter. It had somehow never occurred to me that you could do that. Of course you can do that. Did I just think the rice was allergic to the oven or something.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I cooked rice like this and had some left over so I used it to bulk out my sad pathetic watery homemade vegetable soup. To my huge surprise it turned it into the best soup I'd ever eaten. Magically gave it real body, made it textured and nurturing, held heat better, added massive depth of flavour.

Hey guys did you. Did you know that butter. Did you know that if you put fat in food it makes it more satisfying and adds textural depth. Hey did you know that some flavours aren't very soluble in water and are instead soluble in fats, so if you add some fat to your watery soup then. Then the flavours. Hey guys did you know that butter is a fat.

Mind blown super surprising in my late thirties hey guys did you know that sad watery soup can be improved with some fat? Just like sauce or meat or basically any other food which I already knew about? Did you know it works for soup as well? Did you know that some flavours are more soluble in

I have a chemistry background.

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Here's the recipe for those looking:

https://www.tumblr.com/persianflaw/187424217354/but-for-real-here-is-your-guide-to-assyrian-rice

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Oh so when Clifford the Big Red Dog grows to enormous size you love and accept him, but when I, Fenrir

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alas...

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