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Fanfic on AO3: The First Sin [AdamsApple]

By: PaintToxic 💜

Fanfic on AO3: The First Sin [AdamsApple]

By: PaintToxic 💜

@beef-brisket

Pride was one of if not the largest ring in all of Hell. So when the population of sinners started to really take a toll from the paused exterminations Lucifer had no choice but to open up the other rings to fan them out.

So for the time being until they got word back from heaven about how to handle all the sinners they were all over Hell's creation. Literally.

Charlie, wanting to redeem more sinners now that it's possible thought it would be a great idea to spread the word to the seven rings of Hell to help all of the sinners reach the pearly gates!

Lucifer: You want me to do that? But sweetie it's your hotel.

Charlie: Yes! Buuut, if you succeed in getting people to come here they'll want to meet the "big boss" of the hotel herself. Pretty good huh?

Lucifer snickered, okay that was cute.

Lucifer: Okay, I guess I can just zap-

Charlie: No! You gotta take your time dad. Do it right, use the Jeep! Please, for me?

She wants him to go on a literal road trip?

Lucifer: ..... Can I bring Adam?

Charlie: Sure! It'll be good to get him out of into the fresh air for a while!

Lucifer nodded, him and Adam have been working on their...... Friendship? Relationship? Situationship more like it but it is what it is.

He went and knocked on Adams door, the fallen angel answered.

Adam: Yeah?

Lucifer: I'm going on a road trip, wanna come with?

Adam thought for a moment: Sure, if it means I get out of here for a while.

Closing the door, Adam hunted through his things. What do you even bring on a road trip? It's never been on one.

How long are they going for? WHERE are they going? Why doesn't Adam ask questions?

-

Lucifer closed the boot and walked back inside to wait for Adam. He hasn't travelled to the other rings in a good few years, and when he last went there, it wasn't in a car of all things.

Adam: Alright. Where we're heading?

Lucifer jumped as the first man was behind him, fuck he could be quiet when he wanted to be. Turning around, Lucifer beamed. Hopefully, Adam wasn't seeing how excited Lucifer was.

Lucifer: You're going to LOVE this.

Adam: Mm... judging by your smile, I don't think I will...

Lucifer laughed and walked with Adam out of the hotel and towards the car: Come on, Adam! Have I ever led you astray before- okay, scratch, and ignore that. Just uh... trust me with this, it'll be a great time!

The first man wasn't too sure, especially when he saw what they would be travelling in: What the fuck is that?

Lucifer: Huh? What's what?

Adam waved his arm at the Jeep: That! It's... huge! There's no way you're driving that!

Lucifer gasped: Rude! I for one, have driven it before, and two, I can change my size!

The first man tried not to blush at the thought of a taller Lucifer: Oh- uh... well, then why haven't you done it sooner?

Lucifer: ...Because, Adam. I'm perfect, just the way I am! Height and all!

Adam watched as Lucifer smiled and marched off towards the car. He wasn't wrong, and now Adam feels like a jerk for even being slightly turned on. But, never mind. He's got a whole road trip to mentally torture himself.

Following Lucifer, he threw his bag in the boot and folded his arms: So, you never answered my question. Where are we going, shorty?

Lucifer: We are going to EACH ring to see the Sins!

Adam: ...That's it? Can't you like... teleport or some shit? Why are you driving? And why am I going?

Lucifer: Well. I CAN teleport, but Charlie wants me to... "Do it right." So, I am! And second, we're driving, because I ain't walking. Third, Charlie said those would be good for you to get out of the hotel- and I agree! And uh... I-I'd like the company.

Adam shrugged: Alright, sounds fair. At least we'll be back in time for dinner, right? Al's making his Jambala or whatever and it fucking slaps.

Lucifer laughed nervously as Adam got in the car: W-Well... about that.

Hopping in next to Adam, Lucifer rested his hands on the stirring wheel. He... couldn't see, but he won't tell Adam that. So, while the first man wasn't looking, he made himself about a foot and a half taller.

Lucifer: It's uh... probably going to take us a week. Or so.

Adam turned to face Lucifer: A week?!

When he noticed something different about the king, he raised his eyebrow.

Lucifer: Or so! It's not biggie, Adam! You can have... Allen's jambalaya when we get back! I'm sure he'd love to make it.

Adam: Allen? Uh... okay. What...?

Lucifer: Hm?

Adam: ...Nothing. Uh... drive on. Or whatever.

They came to a gate that looked like a highway going down.

Adam: Is this a highway through Hell?

Lucifer grinned: Yeah, funny how this came before that song though.

Lucifer drove and the Wrath exit was orange. Adam watched as the sky faded from a dark blood red to a light airy orange. The smell of manure was in the air.

Adam wrinkled his nose: Why does it smell like shit?

Lucifer: Oh, Wrath is farming country. This was where all the imps are from, so we'll be going to see Satan to invite him and put posters for the hotel up.

Adam: Wonderful.

Now, Adam had been a farmer when he was alive on Earth and not by choice. He was good at it because he had to be if he wanted to eat and feed his children.

Adam: So, this guy is....?

Lucifer: Satan. He's a giant red dragon.

Adam gulped: G-giant?

Lucifer: Roughly 40-60 feet tall.

Oh sweet Jesus that's one big fucker! His cock would be bigger than Adam himself!

Adam coughed into his fist: So, who are the others? Just..... For reference?

Lucifer: There's Satan, Queen Bee, Mammon, Ozzie, Leviathan, and Belphgor.

Adam would try and commit them to his memory.

They finally pulled up to this massive cave that was brown and orange, it stood out against the paler sky. Lucifer parked the Jeep just outside and grabbed the invitation.

Lucifer: Okay! First stop.

They got out and Lucifer knocked on the door. Was Adam seeing things or was Lucifer actually taller? Maybe it was the stone steps.

Satan answered and looked down: Lucifer? And....... Company?

Lucifer: Hey there Satan! My buddy Adam and I wanted to invite you to Charlie's get together that's coming up.

Satan: Oh?

Lucifer held up the invite and Satan took it in his claws to read it.

Satan: Hmm.... Alright. Count me in, it's been awhile since I've seen her.

Lucifer: Excellent!

Adam smiled politely, holy fuck this guy was way bigger than he thought.

Satan: Would you like to come in for tea?

Lucifer looked at his watch: Umm, yeah we can spare like 10 minutes. You okay with that Adam?

The place was huge and reflected Satan perfectly.

Satan: Have a seat.

Adam and Lucifer did as they were told, and watched Satan pour three cups of tea.

Satan: So, the princess has a party coming up. What's the occasion?

Lucifer beamed: Her hotel! It's a promotion to get more sinners through the door.

Satan hummed and walked over, placing two cups in front of Adam and Lucifer. The cups shrunk as Satan sat down across from them.

Adam watched his every move. Not because he's a pervert or anything, just curious about how Satan works... and what he looks like.

The sin adjusted himself, moving his tail so it dragged along the floor. Adam watched Satan's tail move against the wooden floors.

Was it sinful for Adam to think he'd love to ride it? AndSatan'scock-.

Lucifer: So! Satan! How have things been sown here in Wrath? I could only imagine what my migration of sinners would have done to your Ring.

Satan scoffed: It didn't help, that's for sure. But, I managed to cage them off, so to speak. I will not allow harm to come to my imps.

So, he's hot AND caring?

Satan: And... Adam? Did I remember your name correctly?

Adam smiled: Uh, yeah. That's it.

Satan: Good. I hate to pry, and feel free to tell .e to fuck off, but I can only assume seeing as you're keeping Lucifer company. But are you the first man, by any chance?

Adam: Yep. First man, first... sensual lover.

Satan laughed while Lucifer stared at Adam strangely.

Lucifer: What-?

Satam: Fantastic! I have the right man, then! I've been meaning to make your acquaintance since you fell! Let's just say your actions have made it down to the deepest pits of my Ring, and I'm very... impressed with your... Physique~.

Adam blushed: Well, you wouldn't be the first~.

Satan chuckled: Good. I hope not~. I could taste your rage from here. And, Adam, you taste delicious~.

Adam was BEYOND turned on. He wanted this giant fuck. Now.

Adam: You can taste me anytime, big guy~.

What the actual fuck was happening? Lucifer watched on I what could only be described as pure horror. He swore he just saw Satan adjust his sitting position, pushing his hips out just a bit to show off his-.

Wait, why the fuck is Lucifer of all people feeling like a third wheel?!

Looking between Adam and Satan, he could only make out some of their conversation. Something about whatever trouble Adam got up to in Heaven.

He should really end this.

Adam: Maybe... we could catch up at the party~.

Satan hummed: Yes, lets~.

He's ending this.

Lucifer: WELP! it's time to get going, so many rings to get to- so many Sins to see! After all, we don't have ALL the time in the world!

Adam: Uh, yeah we do?

Lucifer: Nope! No, we don't!

Satan laughed, making Lucifer's eye twitch and Adam smile: Of course, the clown of Pride can't handle a conversation where he isn't the main topic! Ah well, it's to be expected! But, before you so rudely drag off my new "friend" here~, I would like to speak with him. Privately.

Lucifer: uh- no-.

Adam: Sure!

Lucifer couldn't believe it. His eyes followed Adam and Satan as they walked out of the room. Thankfully, after three and a half minutes, Adam walked back out, slipping his phone in his pocket.

Adam: Ready, shorty?

Lucifer: Uh- what happend? Where did you go? What did you do?!

Adam laughed: Shit! Calm down, man! We just swapped numbers, no biggie.

As Adam walked off, Lucifer ran to keep up: No biggie?! Big biggie, Adam! Big biggie! You're meant to be working towards redemption! Not- frolicking with a Sin!

Adam: Frolicking?

Lucifer: ...Hanging out! I don't know! Forming relationships! Friendship's!

Adam: I'm hanging out with you, aren't I?

Lucifer: ...I'm different-! I'm the literal king!

Adam: And I'm the first man. AND I'll talk to whoever I want. Besides... I like Satan.

Lucifer: LIKE?!

Adam: Stop yelling! It's no big deal!

Lucifer growled and followed Adam back to the car: This isn't over!

Adam: ....... No.

Lucifer: Get in the car.

When Lucifer hit the gas he squealed his tires and left a streak of rubber behind on the pavement. Lucifer was gripping the stirring wheel so tight he was surprised it wasn't ripped off.

Adam: What, I'm not allowed to make friends?

Lucifer scoffed: Pretty sure he had more than friendship on the brain.

Adam smirked, awww was Lucifer jealous? How cute. The guy looked like he was ready to snap someone in two.

Adam: Just out of curiosity, is he the biggest sin?~

Lucifer glared as he made a turn, he swore his blood was literally boiling right now: If you must know, the others can be bigger when they're pissed off. And since when the fuck do you have a Macro kink anyway!?

Adam blinked: A what?

He knew what a kink was, but what the fuck was a macro?

Lucifer: It's when you're turned on by people bigger than you.

Adam blushed madly: I-I-I don't have that!

Lucifer: Oh no? So this does nothing for you?

Lucifer changed so that he was taller, he would be taller than Adam if he were standing. He still fit in the Jeep but damn....

Adam covered his face and turned away: S-stop! It's been very hard to find anyone who's taller than me since Eden. When I died I was the tallest angel in heaven.

Lucifer could understand to a degree, he was attracted to taller people as well. But it kind of came with naturally being 5'2.

He had to take calm down, but Satan!? Of all the fucking Sins Adam had to have a stupid crush on that big red bitch that's been trying to take everything from him!? Acting like he's the King of Hell when he's the King of imp shit more like it.

And he wasn't going to let that fucking clown comment slide either, Lucifer would remember that beat Satan's ass.

Lucifer: Just..... Don't get any ideas of pissing them off okay? We need this to go smoothly.

Adam: Oh, but it makes hate fucking all the better.~

That fucking does it!

Luicfer's hands melted the steering wheel a bit, his eyes flashed red and he wouldn't even be surprised if his horns came out.

Lucifer: You want me to hate fuck you right now!? Cause I can pull over!!

Adam:...... You hate me.....?

THAT'S WHAT HE GOT FROM THAT!?

Lucifer needed to take a breath: No. I didn't say that. I don't hate you Adam, I really fucking hate Satan right now......... But not you.

Adam bit his lip, maybe he took his teasing too far: You know....... You could hate fuck me in the back if you wanted.~ But you're gonna have to give it your all and don't stop for anything.~

Lucifer smirked: That sounds like a challenge.~

He lies back as he hears Lucifer walking over to the back door. As it opened, Adam swore he almost came at the sight.

All he could see was Lucifer's lower half. Everything else was too tall to fit into view. He was massive, and Adam's mouth watered at the sight.

Lucifer lowered himself down so he could lean into the boot of the jeep: Hey~. Still think you can take me~?

Adam: ...Is your dick proportionate?

Lucifer laughed: Wanna find out~?

Adam quickly nodded and loved feeling the way the car dipped as Lucifer climbed in full, and rested over top of him.

Adam: Do your best.~

Luicfer's lips crashed into his and they frantically pawed at each other's clothes to remove them. When they were nude Lucifer looked down, thinking he had to prep Adam's ass.

Lucifer: Well isn't this a lovely surprise.~

Adam grinned and spread his legs showing off his wet pussy: Just a lovely addition I was given.~

Lucifer: Very lovely.~

Adam looked down at Lucifer's cock and he trembled with intisapation. He was so big and he wanted to see if he could fit all of him.

Lucifer pinned his legs open and sunk into him, he growled at how perfectly wet and warm he was. He was going to fucking destroy Adam's pussy.

Adam wasn't prepared for the onslaught of pounding that Lucifer was going to give him but he wasn't complaining.

Adam: Fuck- you're so hot~.

Lucifer chuckles and continues to pound into Adam. He was going to make this bastard forget everything about Satan.

As Lucifer felt his release get closer, he held onto Adam, keeping him still. Digging his claws into his flesh, Lucifer smirked, hearing how much he was screaming and begging for more.

Lucifer: Mm~. Where did you want it, slut~?

Adam: Where do you think, daddy~?

Lucifer growled when Adam tightened around him: G-Gonna fill you- you won't be able to fucking sit without feeling me~.

Adam: T-To bad this is only the start of the roadtrip, huh~?

The king bit down in Adam's neck as he felt his release wash over him, he pressed into Adam, making sure all of his cum was nice and deep. He also felt Adam cum and soak their legs, making the king growl around the skin and blood in his mouth.

Lucifer: What can I say, I've had a lot of time to figure out what I like.~ And you weren't complaining.

Adam: Hehe, far from it.~

They got back into the front seat, Adam had to shift every now and then because of all the cum in his cunt threatening to leave him. He gasped when he felt something magically put inside him.

Adam: Very kinky.~

Lucifer: You can take it later.~

And in the next few hours they were in the Gluttony ring, where a party, as always was in full swing.

Adam: Woah....

Lucifer: Yeah, Bee knows how to throw a party. Don't be surprised if she tries to feed you.

Adam: I won't mind, I fucking love food.

Lucifer rolled his eyes: Prideful and overconfident as ever. Just watch yourself, I don't feel like dealing with you, causing havoc to get more gluttony fruits.

Adam: Pft, it's like you don't know me at all!

Rolling his eyes, Lucifer muttered under his breath: Or I know you too well...

As they drove, Adam looked out the window. It was strange seeing something that wasn't red. Or orange. Or some other shit shade of red.

Seeing gluttony was refreshing, to say the least. It was beautiful, in a weird, hellish way. They sky was a perfect shade of yellow, and the air smelled sweet.

Adam had a rough idea of how Hell and the Sins worked, but he was still curious on a few things.

Adam: So... hellborns.

Lucifer raised an eyebrow and glanced at him: Yeah? Hellborns- what? What? About them?

Adam: Satan made Imps, right?

Lucifer nodded, not sure where Adam was going with this.

Adam: And... Asmodeus? He made the succubus and incubus... sooo, what did Beelzebub make?

Lucifer: Hellhounds.

Adam: Huh? Hellhouds? That... doesn't make sense. You'd think it would be fat people, or something.

Laughing at his joke, Adam didn't notice Lucifer glaring as he drove: Well, you should know Adam. But you were made in gluttony, were you?

Adam shot Lucifer a dirty look, making the king laugh: You're not fucking funny. I'M funny. And I'm not fat, asshole. I have more pure muscle than fat. It's just the fat I have covers only a little of my muscle definition, so. You know. It's still fucking there- why are you looking at me like that?!

Lucifer laughed: Nothing, nothing.

Adam: No- it's not "nothing"! What are you laughing about?!

Keeping his eyes on the road, Lucifer took one hand off the stirring wheel and reached over, poking Adam's stomach.

Lucifer: Still feeling full, buddy~?

Adam turned away and folded his arms: ...It's not- I'm not even- I'm so done with you.

Lucifer laughed and went back to focusing on driving: Alright. Here we are.

Adam looked out at the large, honeycomb covered building: That's where Bee is?

Lucifer: Yep. Now uh... she can be a bit much-.

Adam: Ha! 'Be', get it?

Lucifer: ...But I think you two will get along. Let's go.

Stepping out of the car, Lucifer got the invitation and locked everything. He jasmt been in the Gluttony Ring for so long, even longer than he hadn't been in the Wrath Ring. Or any Ring for that matter... he doesn't get out much.

Lucifer: So, what do you think- ADAM?!

The king ran over to Adam, who was eating a handful of dirt: Stop that!

Adam: Dude- even the ground tastes sweet! Have you tried it?!

Lucifer sighed and grabbed Adam by the arm, pulling him to his feet: No. And I'm not eating dirt, Adam. Pull yourself together. We're about to see Bee- who, by the way, has respect for her Ring and won't take kindly to you just... EATING it!

Adam looked sad as Lucifer knocked the dirt out of his hand and straightened his clothes: What's the big deal? It's fine- I was just... tasting it.

Lucifer: ...Do you have any idea how crazy you sound?! We haven't even been out of the car for a minute, and you're acting weird! Just... try and keep it together long enough for us to see Bee, okay?

Adam whined: Fine.

Adam: Wow....

Lucifer: Yeah and-..... Adam! Stop eating things that aren't actually food!

Adam spit out a chunk of the wall that was made from honey comb: Fine, party pooper.

Looking up, there was a fox and bee hybrid buzzing around checking on everyone at the party making sure they were having a good time and getting enough to eat and drink.

Bee gasped when her eyes landed on Lucifer who waved awkwardly.

Bee: Do my eyes deceive me? Lucifer!? Is that really you boo?

Lucifer: Yeah, it's me. And I brought Adam with me.

Bee flew over and shook Adams hand: Well it's good to meet you! Oh! Lu! Are you here for the party!?

Lucifer: Uhhh, well-

Adam: Of course we are!

Lucifer hissed: Adam! Sorry Bee, we have to see all the others and have a veeeery tight schedule to keep. This is for you.

Bee took the invitation and read it over. She smiled and nodded.

Bee: Oh, I'd love to go and help little Charlie! But you know, if you want me to go to her party, you should stay for mine! I think that's fair.

Adam: Oh fuck yeah!

Lucifer groaned: Bee-

Bee pulled Lucifer into a side hug: Oh come on Lu! Adam, did you know that back in the day he used to be able to drink everyone under the table? Myself included.

He knew what she was doing, playing on his prideful nature to get him to stay.

Adam: Seriously?

Bee: Fuck yes! He's not just the King of Hell, he was the Party King! It was always a great fucking time when you'd show up. I've missed you.

Lucifer: Y-yeah..... I've been busy.

Bee grabbed some Beezeljuice, a big cup and shoved it into Lucifer's hands and one for Adam too.

Bee: Come on, just for a few hours. You realize after me you have to see Mammon?

Lucifer groaned, fucking Mammon. He looked over at Adam who was also giving him a pleading look.

Lucifer: Fine, but if I'm drinking you're not.

Adam: What!? Why?

Lucifer: Because if I'm drinking then you'll have to drive.

Bee: Ooooor you could sleep it off here?

Her grin was just too wide and innocent.

Fuck it, anything to delay seeing Mammon. What's the worst that could happen?

-

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!

The crowd chanted as Lucifer and Bee were drinking down a barrel each of Beezeljuice.

Adam couldn't believe Lucifer could drink that much, the fucking barrel was as big as he was.

Lucifer finished before Bee and cheered victoriously: FUCK YEAH!! I still got it!!

Lucifer laughed: Yeah, I get ya. It's uh... redemption. For sinners.

Bee: Oh shit. Yeah? Is that... even possible?

Lucifer: Believe it or not... yeah. One of her friends got blasted during the failed extermination. He ended up in Heaven.

Bee was amazed: No fucking way! Well, shit. She fucking did it! You must be proud, huh?

Lucifer smiled: Yeah, I'm really proud. She's... an incredible kid, that's for sure.

Bee smiled at Lucifer: And... Adam. He's... your Adam, right? Lilith's brother?

Lucifer stiffened: Uh, yeah.

Bee stared at him for a moment: He's cute~.

Lucifer: Don't tell him that. He's probably the only person who has as much pride as I do.

Bee: Oh, I'm sure. That's just because he knows how hot he is. Like you~.

Lucifer laughed: Alright, you got me there...

Bee: ...What's going on with you, huh? Haven't seen you in years, and then you just show up. You don't come to meetings... barely answer calls... and now, here you are! I'm extremely happy to see you, Lu, don't get me wrong. But... fuck, I've been worried about you. We all have.

Lucifer rubbed the back of his neck: Uh yeah... I've... it's been hard since... look, I'm getting there, you know? I'm slowly getting better... or, I'm trying to. I want to get back into the swing of things, you know? Do better- for Charlie.

Bee: Just for Charlie?

Lucifer: What do you mean?

Bee smiled: Hm? Oh, nothing~. I just... we all know what you're like with the first humans. Saw them likes pets... or, one of them, anyway~.

Lucifer sighed: Bee- there's nothing going on with Adam and I, we're just... we have history. That's all.

Bee scoffed: You make it sound like you dated and broke up. Babe, you've known each other longer than the other Sins, and I have been alive! You understand that, right? This isn't that simple. You and Adam are WAY more complicated than that.

The king glanced over at Adam, who was talking to a few hellhounds: It's... not complicated.

Bee: Lu, everything's complicated when it comes to you.

Lucifer stared for a moment more before turning back to Bee: I think... we need to get going, Bee. We've got Mammon to see.

Bee sighed: Yeah, okay... just... keep in touch, yeah? Maybe... try to come to a meeting? Or two? Go grab your friend, I'll meet you at your car.

Lucifer: Huh? Why?

Bee laughed: Can't let you leave without food for the trip, now can I?

With that, Lucifer watched the sin fly off. Turning back to Adam, he couldn't help but growl. He was sitting WAY too close to the hellhound.

Walking over, Lucifer cleared his throat: Adam. It's time to go.

Adam: Huh? Oh, hey, shorty! Em was just telling me about some sick places to eat in Gluttony. We should go to some before we head out!

Adam waved goodbye and was pulled along: This place is fucking amazing! Can we stop at some places?

Lucifer: Maybe on the way back, Bee is giving us a fuck ton of food for the trip.

Adam: Sweet! She's so cool.

She was, her and Ozzie both.

Lucifer didn't know if Adam did it on purpose but everyone was fucking attracted to him. Like why!? It wasn't that he didn't find him attractive, he found him very attractive!

Maybe it was Lucifer's own insecurity, the wound of Lilith divorcing him still fresh and wanting that as well.

But he wanted Adam more. He didn't want a bunch of strangers fawning all over him.

Lucifer: She's very cool.

They met Bee at the Jeep and she pretty near filled the backseat with food and drinks.

Bee: Safe travels you two!~

They waved goodbye and took off for Greed.

@fanofstuff01 MOTH ADAM

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Charlie: Hey, dad? Could you go get Adam up? He's going to miss out on the group activity!

Lucifer: Honey, if he isn't even going to put I the effort, he shouldn't be here!

Charlie: dad- please, he's only just got here. This is a big change for him. Can you just go wake him?

Lucifer reluctantly agreed and made his way to Adams bedroom. Charlie put him on a floor that had no other members, thinking it would help him get use to things.

Arriving at Adam's door, Lucifer smiled. He decided to take the opportunity to scare Adam. It was almost Halloween, after all.

Lucifer walked softly to the top of Adam's bed. He could see his antennas flicking about. Ljcifer stood by his head for a few minutes, waiting for the perfect opportunity to scare him.

Adam: mm- no, stop... don't leave... please don't leave...

Lucifer chuckled. It must have been some popr winner in Heaven Adam was talking about.

Adam: L-Lu... please stay- pick me, please... don't leave... p-please choose me-

Lucifer stopped laughing and stared at the man. Oh... it was Eden he was having a nightmare about. Shit. He backed away as Adam started to thrash, his wings unfurling.

Lucifer had no idea no idea what to do. The poor guy even started crying. He decided to wake him up. Lucifer couldn't watch Adam cry and grip his blankets. It hurt too much.

Lucifer: Adam... ADAM-!

Lucifer reached over to shake his shoulder but jumped and teleported out of reach of Adam and his wings when Adam suddenly shot up, breathing hard.

Lucifer wasn't too familiar with Moth demons, he only knew of Valentino, and even then, he hadn't had many interactions with him, so he wasn't too sure how good Adams' eye slight was.

Adam: Luci...?

Lucifers eyes widened at the nickname- and the way Adam said it. It reminded him of Eden. Adam sounded so desperate and hopeful. Hopeful that Lucifer was there with him, that his nightmare wasn't true.

Lucifer wasn't sure if he wanted to say anything, he hadn't noticed him yet. That was until he noticed Adam looking around the room, eyes landing on Lucifer.

He felt like he should say something. So he waves and smiles, but just as he's about to say something, he heard Adam choke out a sob and bury his head in his hands, his lower arms wrapped around his thin torso.

Adam: t-thats right... you hate me... why would you be here...?

Lucifers heart broke. He didn't hate Adam. He was an asshole sometimes and a bastard for attacking his daughter, but he didn't hate him. He felt like he should, but he couldn't.

After a few minutes of crying, Adam tried to find his phone. Lucifer could see it on the side table, so he made the phone float in front of his hand. Adam didn't notice the magic, but found his phone. He squinted until his eyes were met with the bright light.

Adam grounded when he saw the time. He was really late now.

Adam: ...fuck it... they don't want me there, anyway... s-should have j-just stayed d-dead

Lucifer stood in the corner of Adam's room for 20 minutes. All he did was hug his pillow and cry. He could tell Adam was tired, but he couldn't fall back asleep.

He never knew how depressed Adam was. But then again, he'd never a good conversation with Adam since he got here. Lucifer really took the opportunity to get as much payback as possible now that he had a contract with him.

He wonders if all of this started when he called him an unlovable piece of shit, that not even the scumiest angels wanted. He knew he overstepped, judging by the look on his face and the lack of response.

For the next week, Lucifer stood in Adams room before he went to sleep and before he woke up. It was always the same: Adam would cry himself to sleep, and he'd have a nightmare about being abandoned and wake up shaking, covered in tears in the morning.

As Lucifer was in his room this night, he was hoping it would be different. Adam was with Angel for most of the day and seemed to be happier. But as soon as Adam sat on the edge of his bed, he knew it wasn't going to be a good night. It was actually about to get a lot worse.

Adam started crying as soon as he closed and locked his door. Fiddling with something in his pocket. Lucifer could see him playing with something as he sat on the edge of the bed.

It wasn't until Adam sat up straight that Lucifer saw it was the angelic needle Nifty originally used to kill him. Where the fuck did he find that!?

Lucifer really didn't plan to get involved when it came to his night watching, but Adam pressed the blade against his scar from the original attack, and start to push in far enough for his dark red blood to start welling up and running down his chest.

Lucifer: NO-!

Lucifer jumped into action. Snapping the blade out of his hands and placing it in Lucifer's hands.

Adam instantly jumped and looked around. Lucifer could see the pain in his big, golden eyes.

Adam: L-Luci-fer... Luci... ?

Lucifer couldn't bring himself to say anything as Adam looked around. He covered his mouth as he felt a tear fall. Adams eyes locked him his. Shit.

Adam: ...please...? Luci?

Lucifer squeezed his eyes shut.

Adam: Not even allowed to finish the job, huh...? I'm just g-giving them what they w-want...

He opened them slowly, and he heard the rustling of Adam's blankets.

That night was worse.

So much worse.

Lucifer has never seen Adam look so small even at his towering height of 11". Adam curled up, hugging a pillow as tightly as he can.

Adam cried to himself all night. He didn't fall asleep at all. Just cried and begged for Lucifer. For it all to end.

Lucifer finally learned how good Adams eye site was. Hed often looked directly at him but saw nothing.

All night, Lucifer just gripped the angelic blade and stood still all night, hoping Adam wouldn't hear his sobbing.

Dude my fucking heart 😭

Adam knew Lucifer was there, he had to be. Blades just don't evaporate out of your fucking hand.

Why couldn't he just let Adam die for good? Lucifer didn't even want him here, nobody did. Sure he started getting along well with Angel but big deal.

Other than height being a moth demon was fucking stupid. He could barely see! He even had to have the largest print enabled on his phone so he could see to use it.

Adam ran out of tears quickly, he was dehydrated from it and he wasn't exactly drinking water to put anything back.

Lucifer never wanted him, so why not just let Adam go? To torture him probably.

Fucking Lucifer. Doing some Devil shit to fucking watch him- or he's literally in his room like some creep. Adam tried to have a quick cool but eveythings too blurry. He didn't know whether he wanted a hug or to tear Lucifers stupid head off. Probably both.

He probably finds Adams pain funny. He probably shit talks him to Charlie. Both of them having a good laugh about how pathetic the first man is, the original dick lying in bed, wallowing in self pity.

"Look, Charlie! The idiot actually tried to end it all! How funny is that!?". Adam could already hear his stupid laugh.

He knows they all have a right to hate him. They should hate him for what he's done, who he is. Adams hated himself for a while now. He talked a big game, but he really didn't want to do the exterminations anymore. He fought for his life when he was alive. He didn't particularly want to be fighting now that he was dead.

Sera went on and on about protecting Heaven, that he was the first man, no one else could do it, only him. Bullshit. Gabriel could of done it, Raphael could have split some skulls. Even fucking Michael could leave his office for one day a year and come down to this shit hole.

After a few minutes, Adam's tears ran out again. He really should drink something. He doesn't want to to say he's afraid to go to the kitchen but... he's afraid. Bambi's usually in there at night, cooking whatever the fuck. It smelled good, the last time Adam accidentally went in there while he was there.

He didn't hurt him... physically, he just attacks everything else Adam had. The lies told from Eden, apparently this fucker has a soft spot for bitches. His relationships with everyone.

"You're honestly surprised no one wants to be around you? Poor old chap, I bet no one even wanted you in Heaven! Especially not when you looked so... revolting". Words don't hurt him. Radio losers don't hurt him. Not until Adam was trying to find the door to get out of the room that Alastor threw? Wacked? Something into his head, making blood run into his eyes. Asshole, he could barely see as it is.

Charlie came in and helped him get out of the kitchen, of course her bitch Vaggie was on her tail, he was actually happy he couldn't see her fucking face anymore.

Everything was so isolating, pain radiating from his head. He tried to tell Charlie to leave ot but she made him sit on the couch. He had no energy to fight with her. He could feel the tears coming, but he held them back.

Until Lucifer popped up. And fucking laughed. He actually called out to Alastor and told him, "Good shot!". Fuck he wanted to die. So fucking badly. It was a few days after that, that little crazy bitch of a cleaner left her blade in his reach. It was shiny enough for him to see it.

Bit no. Lucifer couldn't even let him do that. He missed his angel, he wouldn't let Adam cry. He cried once in Eden, before Lucifer picked Lilith. Believed Lilith. He flew over and wiped his tears, telling him he was here, and it was all right.

But not anymore. Now he just stood somewhere, watching him. Probably trying not to laugh.

He hasn't eaten anything in a while, he didn't go down for dinner or lunch, and no one brought him any food. Angel tried to get him to eat something today, but he just smiled and said he was fine. Why did he need to watch when he was planning on dying later?

He could feel how thin he was. Apparently, that was a thing when you were a moth demon, Angel said there are some fat ones, but it takes a lot of work. Oh, well. Maybe dying from hunger will be a good thing. At least he won't be crying anymore until he reformed anyway.

Hw was getting tired, but he knew it wasn't sleep. He was actually excited about dying for a but, even though his stomach hurt like fucking crazy. But he could handle it. He was the first man. He could handle it. He has to handle it. No one else can.

He didn't want fucking Lucifer snapping a photo of his corpse, so with a bit of effort, he covered himself with one of his large wings. He was happy he still had sings, but these ones felt different. He actually prefers these ones to his angel wings. He didn't need to fold them. They just acted like a cape. Pretty cool.

He could see his vision get darker, he moved his wing slightly to see if he was going to get some peace for a few hours or if it was just his wing. No matter how far up he moved his wing, his vision was still going dark. Ah, good. Adam dropped his wing back down.

He actually felt happy, it was ending. Not permanently. But he'd have rest, peace. For a few hours, at least. He wouldn't think about food or water. He wouldn't think about the horrible shit Alastor said when they were alone, or the time Husk threatened him with a broken bottle, he wanted him to stay away from Angel. He tried, really, but the kid would seek him out. He'd get stabbed with the bottle soon enough. He wouldn't think about the time he accidentally walked into Charlie, and Vaggie pressed her spear into his neck. He actually lent into it. Fuck he wanted her to kill him that day.

He wouldn't have to think about Lucifer watching him. Oh well. He's going to be dead soon, he can watch all he wants. Fuck with his permanent death. Twice. He wasn't fucking with this one. He doesn't care. He doesn't know he's dying. Adams being quiet. Fuck he wants a hug from his angel, but he's not his angel anymore. And never will be.

He didn't care, he was back now.

But it felt different, he wasn't alone and not in the way that he was being watched. But being held.

Lucifer held Adam in his arms as he cried, he didn't even know that Adam died until that night when he went to check on him.

He's been holding him ever since.

Lucifer: I'm so sorry.....

Adam was conflicted but he let his anger take over. It was an easy emotion.

Adam pushed away from him and glared: Get out.

Lucifer was surprised: A-Adam?

Adam: Yeah now get out!

Lucifer: But you .... You were dead.

When Adam died during the extermination, Lucifer didn't even have time to really process it. After beating the shit out of Adam, his life and wellbeing wasn't really his biggest concern at that moment. But when he saw him on his bed, not moving under his massive wing, he didn't know what to think.

The way he called for him when he woke up after those nightmares, calling for Luci, he just got overwhelmed when he realized Adam was dead. Again. He probably shouldn't have been holding him, but he couldn't lose him again.

Lucifer stared at Adam while he yelled, he could hear the exhaustion.

Lucifer: I-I won't leave you, Adam-

Adam: bullshit- the last time you said that, you fucking left me-

Lucifer: not this time, Adam. I'm not leaving

Adam still pulled away from him, but Lucifer held on tighter. He could feel how weak he was. Dying from starvation in Hell was one of the worst ways to go. When you heal, you're still hungry, still weak, and most aren't able to even get themselves up to get something to eat. It's just a horrible, endless cycle.

Adam: why!? You left when I didn't want you to- and now you won't leave when you should just fuck off! D-do you know what it was like after you left Eden?! No-no one came to see me- for fucking months! You didn't come back for me- but you came back for her! It's never me- I'm never the first fucking choice- get the fuck off me, Lucifer! Stop touching me-!

Lucifer: I won't let you go, Adam. I care for you, I swear- I know I haven't shown it, but I do

Adam: j-just stop touching me-

Lucifer held tight, until Adam stopped trying to force his arms open. He did slowly release his grip as he felt Adam start shaking and close in on himself. He wasn't dying, but he was weakening. He was working himself up, so Lucifer eventually did let go.

Lucifer: Adam... please, I care about you

Adam: ...you came for her... you left for her... you killed me... you broke me... I know I'm not... beautiful like them- but I tried... I wanted to look like them, so you'd like me again... I tried

Lucifers heart hurt listening to Adams rambles. He wasn't being coherent, even though he was direction his words at Lucifer, he felt like he wasn't being spoken to.

Lucifer: Adam... you're perfect-

Adam: n-no... not then, not now... I'm flawed... I'm nothing... angels wanted another man... for Eve... but then Eve... betrayed Heaven... I was good enough for her then... she didn't need a new man... she could keep me...

Lucifer had no idea the Angels wanted to make another man. Adam was perfect, he still was. Adam was loyal to fault in Eden, and after he died.

Lucifer: why would they want a new man, Adam?

Adam: I was alone... I broke... they don't want a broken man to start humanity... fucking funny, isn't? I go on and on about being the first man, like I'm fucking prideful about it... it's all I have... a title... that doesn't mean anything, to anyone... I nearly lost it... yet it's all I am... all I'll ever be...

Lucifer slowly hugged Adam again. This time, he let Lucifer hold him. Maybe he was too tired to fight him off? Lucifer didn't know. All he did know was that he hated hearing about Eden, especially in this light. He had no idea the angels were going to get rid of Adam, Eve biting the apple saved him. Lucifer saved him. But not in the way Adam needed.

Lucifer: i-im... so sorry, Adam. I wasn't there for you, and I should have been. I was still your angel- please let me help you... I don't want you dying again- please... let me get you something to eat...

Adam: ...I let myself go... I'm okay, I can handle it...

Lucifer: no- no, I lied Adam, I didn't mean what I said that day- prince of lies, right? I won't leave you Adam, not this time, please let me help you...

Adam didn't move or say anything. Lucifer hoped he was just thinking. After a minute, he looked down and saw his golden eyes were lifeless. Again. Lucifer couldn't stop the tears this time. He wasn't going to leave him, he'll be here when he woke up.

How the fuck did he get this bad? How was he this mentally damaged? Did Heaven not see what was going on with him? Then again, during their meeting with Sera, she was pretty cold toward Adam.

Sera: I knew you weren't good enough for Heaven, and this just proves it.

Adam: m-mom- please! I did what you wanted- the exterminations- i did it all-!

Sera: you went against the contract. You'll rot there Adam, just like you should have when you died on earth.

Lucifer was actually a bit shocked at how harsh Sera was to Adam, she wasn't like that before, but at the time, fuck. He fucking laughed, didn't he? Sera was still standing there, didn't even offer him a glance. Not even while he was laughing at Adam.

He really was horrible, wasn't he? But he fucking deserved it- he attacked Charlie! And all of Pride for a few thousand years! He deserved it.

Didn't he?

He needed to get Adam ready for when he woke up. He'll need to eat straight away. But Lucifer couldn't move. Couldn't stop staring into his eyes. Even though he was dead, Lucifer could still see the last of his tears run down his face.

He didn't want to let go, not even to sit Adam up. Maybe a few more minutes, he had time. He'll find a way to stop his hurting. He owed him more than that, but this will be the start.

Lucifer kissed the top of Adam's head, using his hand to push his hair and antenna off his face.

Adam: What..?

Lucifer: Soup. It'll be easier if you just start out drinking it and work up to solids.

Adam didn't feel like he deserved food at this point, but he knew he would just keep dying and Lucifer would be there trying to feed him.

Slowly, Adam sucked on the straw and he was met with the taste of tomato soup, one of his favourites. His stomach clenched with want and he drank it down. It took a while since he was only taking it slow.

Lucifer smiled as he watched Adam eat the soup, it was small but it was a win.

He would have to make sure that he ate more than just soup eventually, but they could work up to that. No need to overwhelm his stomach and have him puke.

Lucifer had a lot of making up to do huh? Maybe as a start he could get that Bambi freak to leave him alone. Lucifer actually hated Al, but for some reason seeing him be a dick to Adam "bonded" them. If he could even say that.

Now he didn't want him anywhere near Adam. Especially while he was this fragile, mentally and physically.

When the soup was gone Lucifer gave him some water to sip on.

Adam took a couple sips, he should just push Lucifer away and tell him to fuck off. But he was too weak to even get up properly and being so thin from being both a moth and not having eaten much made Adam run cold. Lucifer seemed to provide a decent amount of heat.

It felt nice.

Lucifer: There, I bet that feels better.

Adam: I guess....

Adam allowed it when Lucifer ran his fingers through his hair, it was actually lulling him to sleep. He relaxed and soaked up all the heat he could from the devil.

Lucifer smiled as Adam fell asleep, this time to actually sleep and not die. His arms holding on to him.

But Lucifer said he'd be there for Adam. Even when the poor bastard cracked his head open on one the beams in the hallway.

Lucifer: You need to be more careful, Adam! You don't need any more brain damage

Lucifer chuckled as he held a bamp cloth to Adams's head, cleaning the blood.

Adam: you think I intentionally walked into it!? Yeah bitch, that's what I fucking did...

Lucifer: it was right in front of your face Adam, could you really not see it?

Adam: ...no... my eyes are fucking shit, dude! I can bearly see you! You're just a blur of colours...

Lucifer thought for a second. He's only seen a few moth demons, but he remembers a lot of them wearing glasses.

Lucifer snapped some into existence and went to put them on Adam.

Adam: the fuck is that?

Lucifer: glasses. They might help you see-

Adam: I'm not a nerd, I don't need glasses!

Lucifer: adam- please. Just give them try. It's only us here, no one will see you wear them

Adam: fucking... fine, I'll try them

Adam blinked a few times after Lucifer put his glasses on. He looked around, finally he he turned to Lucifer and gave him a small smile.

Lucifer smiled back, this is the first time he's seen Adam smile since- well, since the extermination.

Adam: holy shit...! Never thought I'd be happy to see your fucking face again

Lucifer: a thank you is fine to, Adam

Adam looked around the room, before looking down at his hands. Both sets of them. It was still weird having four sets of arms, his bottom ones kinda did their own thing sometime.

Adam: thanks Luci

Lucifer stopped what he was doing and looked at Adam. He's heard him call him that before, but it felt like he was talking to a different Lucifer. This time? That was for him.

All he needed was a gold tooth and he'd look more like a pimp than a nerd. He snickered to himself, no thanks he didn't want to look like Val fuck face

Adam: These aren't that bad I guess.

Lucifer: Glad you like them.

Adam: How are the ceilings this low here?

Lucifer: Adam, you're nearly 12 feet tall, double what everyone else is.

Adam: Still.

They made their way down and went to the lobby where Charlie was giving one of her lessons. Now that Adam could see it was nice to go into a room and not walk into a pole.

Thankfully, no one really paid attention to him, and he instantly relaxed when Angel patted the free seat next to him. Unfortunately, Alastor was sitting on the other side, but Angel pulled the seat closer to him and away from Alastor.

Adam really tried to focus on the lesson. He knew Lucifer wouldn't be happy if he didn't learn anything but it was all about using manners and shit. Adam knew how to do that crap, he's nearly 10,000 years old, for fucks sake.

Adam was a little distracted at the moment. Since seeing himself in the mirror, he couldn't help but constantly think about how he looked. He loved his new waist, and his legs were thin and long. He found his eyes wondering to Angel, he was the only one that had a body like his, that wasn't fucking Valentino.

And his legs. Shit. Adam knew Angel was hot, he'd never go after him or anything. He's literally the only one here putting in an effort to be nice to him. But Adam couldn't help but want to wear what he was wearing. That shirt shirt, that jacket that showed off his fluff. And those fucking thigh high boots. Would he look good in something like that? Would... Lucifer like it? Not that he cared what he thought. But he couldn't help but wonder.

A buzz from his pocket drew him from his thoughts. He blushed instantly. It was a text from Angel.

AD. "Like what ya see, big guy? 😉"

Adam slowly look at Angel who looked as smug as he sounded in his text.

Adam quickly texted back, trying not to get noticed.

OD. "Pft yes but not the point. Just wondering if I'd look good rocking your boots."

AD. "Obviously. You've got legs for years, bitch. But I'm not letting ya try them on."

OD. "Bitch"

AD. "Hear me out, shit. I ain't letting you wear them without trying a whole fucking outfit. Just the boots will look ridiculous. And besides, you want to turn on short king, don't ya?"

Little shit. Angel couldn't help but snicker as Adam blushed. He didn't fucking like Lucifer. That fucker has ruined his life more than anyone in existence! Why the fuck would he want to get in his pants.

Okay, he did a little bit. But he doesn't mean it, his emotions have been all over the place- he's fucking died twice, all right!

AD. "Fucking though so, bitch. My room. After this bullshit. Fucking Val knows how to rock his body, and you're going to learn to! I ain't letting tlyou leave this shitty hotel until you give everyone a bleeding nose!"

OD. " shit, bitch. Calm your fake ass tits. I'll fucking do it"

AD. "Like you had a choice 😉"

Lucifer: Adam! Stop texting and pay attention!

He could feel someone looking at him, out of the corner of his eye he could see Alastor staring at him.

Adam glared and turned away. That's right, he could see him now bitch!

After Charlie was done Angel took Adam by the hand, one of his lower hands and took him to his room.

Angel: Come on bitch, let's do this. It'll be fun.

Adam: I swear if you dress me in anything hideous.

Angel: Bitch, I don't own ugly clothes. Now come on.

Adam lost count of how many outfits that Angel got him to try on. But eventually he settled on one outfit.

It was a dark blue crop top with a leather jacket that could fit both sets of his arms. He had on denim shorts and he had on Angels boots.

Angel even pierced his belly button with a golden ring with a diamond on it.

Angel: You look fucking hot.

Adam: Of course.

Angel smiled and smacked him. Adam had to admit, he did actually look fucking hot and it went great with his glasses.

Angel: So you gonna go show off to Luci boy?

Adam and Angel walked into the hallway to head to the lobby, they decided- well, Angel demanded to take his ass on the town.

Adam: look bitch, he's fucked me over ever since I was made- I don't want him and he doesn't want me, it's simple. And besides, he's still married-

Angel: like that matters to him! He fucked both of your wives! Queenie isn't even here! That bastard is the most unloyal bitch out there!

Adam: yeah, well... he won't do anything like that for me- nor do I want him to. He's really hurt me Ang, I don't think I could put myself through that, not again... it nearly killed me...

Angel: okay babe, I understand. Oh well, fuck him! Let's give em something to thirst after! He'll be like a dog who can't keep up with this bitch!

Adam laughed as Angel put his arms around his waist. He wasn't going to lie, it was nice to have someone nearly as tall as him. It was hurting his back having to lean down all the time.

They made it to the lobby and went straight to the bar. Even Husk complimented how he looks.

Angel: see? I don't fuck around! I make every bitch look good!

Adam could see Lucifer looking at him. That's right bitch. You ain't touching. He felt proud when even Alastor was staring at him. Eat it, bitches!

Adam placed his lower hand on his hips, his other arms around Angel shoulder, and drinking his beer.

Lucifer could barely keep his mouth closed as he watched Adam walk out of the hotel with Angel, both of their arms wrapped around each other.

Lucifer couldn't help but growl at the flash of red in the corner of his eye.

Lucifer: the fuck are you looking at, bussboy?!

Alastor: I could ask you the same thing, your highness~

Alastor: Doesn't mean I can't get down and dirty if I really want to. I'm not blind your Highness. And you really think he'd want you after everything?

Lucifer growled, he had a better chance with Adam than Alastor did.

Downtown Adam felt good getting all of the attention that he was getting. People giving him compliments and when he got to the club, the bartender gave him a free drink.

This was fucking awesome.

Angel: See! You're doing great.

Adam: I have to admit, I do feel better.

They danced and drank the night away together. It wasn't until like two in the morning they managed to drag themselves back to the hotel, drunk off their asses laughing.

Angel crashed in a nearby chair and Adam on the couch, his legs dangled off the end since he was too tall to fit on it properly. Husk came and scooped up Angel to take him to bed.

Lucifer smiled and pushed an antenna off his face.

He couldn't believe his eyes when Adams neck fluff puffed up, and he squished himself into it. Oh my God. He never thought he'd find Adam cute, but Lucifer was just gushing over how adorable he was being.

Lucifer: Addie? Buddy? Let's get you to bed, huh

Adam groaned, and with his lower hands, he made grabby fists to Lucifer.

Lucifer: I'll take that as a yes~

Lucifer grabbed Adams glasses and picked him up, slowly walking to his room. Lucifer was too focused on getting his Adams door open that he didn't notice the shadow following them.

Lucifer: there we go, buddy, let's get this stuff off you and get you to bed

Lucifer closed the door and placed Adam on the bed.

Slowly pulling his boots off and his shorts. He found some pajama short and a singlet for him. He had to cut two holes for his lower arms, but it'll fit fine, he just had to get his crop top off and-

We're those nipple piercing? Lord have mercy. He must stay focus.

He did allow himself a second or two to have a look, and think about what the metal would feel like to suck on- stop Lucifer. He quickly pulled on the singlet. He could still see them through the fabric. The lord is definitely against him.

Lucifer quickly out him in bed and placed his glasses on his side table.

With one last look, he made sure Adam was comfortable and asleep. Satisfied, he flicked his light off and closed the door.

Alastor materialized in Adams room once he was sure that Lucifer was gone.

He made his way over to Adam and looked at him for a moment and just admired him.

They weren't lying when they said the first humans were made to be physically perfect. Adam was quite the specimen even as a moth sinner.

He could see that his face was flush from drinking and a small smile on his face. Good dreams he assumed.

His eyebrows shot up when Adam moaned in his sleep.

So, why did he wake up?

He had that anxious feeling that he'd get when Lucifer would watch him sleep. Maybe Lucifer was watching him again. It still annoys Adam that he does it, but he did try to end everything so I guess that's what he gets.

Adam: ...Lucifer...?

There was nothing but silence. Until he felt something touch his leg.

Alastor: not exactly, my dear

Adam blushed. Seriously? He was blushing cause of this asshole? Was he really that desperate for praise that he'd want it from fucking Alastor?

Adam: Alastor? What're you doing here...?

Alastor: you fell asleep on the couch in the lobby after your eventful night out with Angel. I brought you up to bed, I thought you'd be more comfortable here than down there~

Adam: oh... well, thank you- you didn't have to

Alastor: it was no trouble! It was actually my pleasure~

Adam couldn't see shit, but he could fucking hear his smile. Why did Al bring him up? He would always say snarky shit to him. He even hurt him once.

Adam: I... I don't understand... why would... do this?

Alastor: well, I wanted to apologize for my earlier actions. It was very... inappropriate of me. I would like to make it up to you, If you'd allow me

Adam: oh- that's okay, Al. I know I hurt you, so I deserved it. I'm sorry to- for hurting you. I was just... you know...

Alastor: doing what was needed to be done~

Adam: uh yeah... still, I'm sorry... it wasn't very cool

Alastor: well then, apology accepted, my dear

Adam: great! I accept yours to

Alastor: let's start over then, shall we~?

Adam: I'd like that... thanks Al

Model AU

Lucifer is a model and Adam works with the photographer.

One model that she managed to hire was Lucifer Morningstar the most gorgeous of the Morningstar family, his only flaw was his height, but no one really noticed that when he was so beautiful.

It was their first shoot with him and he would be modeling with another model, Sera. She was a bit on the shy side due to being a little new to the game especially more revealing modeling like swimsuits or lingerie. That's what today's shoot was, lingerie.

Lucifer was filled with excitement he was practically bouncing off the walls as he got ready for his date with Adam, Lucifer had always had crushes fast it was just how he was. He had dated a few other models and people in general but they never really worked out. Lilith was one he almost had a relationship with but she kinda found love with someone else, which was understandable. The woman always questioned her sexuality since Lucifer was quite the feminine man, his voice and dick being the things that gave it away.

He didn't mind though because she was never really interested in his hobbies that didn't include modeling, which led him to Adam. When they had been talking over dinner Lucifer learned a lot about the man, he played guitar and liked making projects like furniture or something big that could also be useful. Hearing it made Lucifers heart sore especially when Adam smiled about his hobbies, he even knew how to make guitars.

Lucifer hummed: he's so perfect

Eve: Adam, were you on a date with Lucifer?

Adam raised an eyebrow: yeah, why?

Eve: because you know it's bad if you two start dating, what if you break up and I'm stuck cheering you up again. Not to mention he probably won't be able to do jobs with me anymore

Adam rolled his eyes: look we aren't dating we've just been on one date, two isn't going to be all that different

Eve: look I just don't want you getting hurt again, I know you really loved Lute and I'm sorry it didn't work out with her

“Fuck me, is this kid gonna pop out anytime soon?” Adam could barely stand on his feet, his pregnant stomach sticking a good foot in front of him. At nearly 9 months and 4 days, he was more than ready to call it quits on being pregnant. “I feel huge.”

“You are huge.” Lucifer smirked, eyeing his husband. “Not that that’s a bad thing, you look great with the weight.” He stood at the kitchen counter, stirring him and Adam’s morning tea. “Besides, he’ll be out of you soon.” He placed a big stack of pancakes, soaked in syrup and butter, along with their teas, in front of Adam before sitting down with his own smaller plate.

“I’m sooo ready for him to be out. Do you know how much it sucks not being able to sleep on my stomach or pissing every ten minutes?” He sloppily shoved a half of a pancake into his mouth, “little bastard better be worth all the pain.”

“He will be, I’m sure.” He watched Adam in awe, mostly with how cute he seemed to be while pregnant, even though he was making a total mess of himself. He took small sips of his tea as they enjoyed their breakfast.

As Lucifer cleaned up their mess, Adam slowly took his leave towards the couch before he felt something trickle down his legs. His blood ran cold.

“Uh.” His hands flew to his stomach, “Lu?” His voice immediate with fear and confusion, “Lulu?”

Lucifer hummed to himself as the kitchen sink filled with water. He quickly pushed the few dishes and utensils in the hot soapy water and gave each a quick scrub.

“Lucifer?! Hello?! Fuck-!” A sharp contraction started to hit as he almost fell forward, barely catching himself on the loveseat in front of him.

Lucifer stopped immediately when he heard Adam’s voice shout his name. He dropped a single plate near the counter as he rushed towards him, making a mess in the process.

“Are you okay?!”

“What the fuck do you think?! My water broke!” Adam tensed up as another contraction hit, his fist coming down and hitting the cushion with a hard thud.

“Ah fuck, fuck. Okay, Adam, I- I gotta find Charlie and pack our bags! Just stay here!” He bolted up the hotel stairs towards Charlie’s bedroom, frantically banging on her door.

Groggily, Charlie opened her and Vaggie’s door, “wha..? dad? What’s going on?”

Adam began to sweat, his grip on the loveseat cushion beginning to tear deep rips into it. “Aw fuck, this hurts! Why the fuck is labor is so painful?!” As another strong contraction hit, 3 sets of red and yellow demon wings sprouted from Adam’s back, along with a pair of red and black horns from his temple. “Aw no, not right now, you little asshole!” His sclera turned blood red along with yellow irises replacing his normal golden yellow ones. Adam was not impressed, out of all times to be possessed by his unborn child, this was the worst. The pain was intensifying the longer he waited. A long yet sharp tail soon formed, frantically whipping to try to drown out his pain.

It wasn’t longer than a minute later that Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer were immediately at his side, several bags stacked near the Hotel doorway.

“Hey, hey,” he sat beside him, gently keeping his hand on his back, “we’re here, you’re going to be okay.” Lucifer ran a hand through Adam’s sweaty locks, locking eyes with him, helping Adam keep his breath steady. “Just breathe.”

Adam secretly listens to Lucifer's talk segments because his voice makes him happy and eases him into a restful sleep.

"So, I'm sure you've heard by now." Sera started, hands knit in front of her on the table. Lucifer glanced up at her, sending a half hearted smile.

"It trended world wide, Sera. We're aware."

"I've lost my job, my reputation, my ability to score with chicks...." Adam mumbled to himself, a thousand yard stare into the floor.

"Oh, Adam, you don't need to worry about sleeping with women anymore anyway." Lucifer said pleasantly, getting a betrayed glare shot his direction.

"You're not fired, Adam." Sera said, exhaling. "We've decided to go... Another route. Lucifer, your show is being taken over temporarily by Emily, but we would like to lean into the notoriety."

Lucifer raised an eyebrow, "you're banking in on the fact we became famous for fucking off hours and accidentally broadcasting it?"

"Yes," Sera answered plainly. "We'd like you to do segments together, as a couple."

"We're not a couple!" Adam exclaimed, thumping his fist down on the chair arm. "I had a good thing going! Everyone loved my show! I don't want a new show revolving around the fact everyone fucking heard me taking back shots on air!"

"Then we would have to fire you, because there's no way you can return to your show as it stands, Adam. I would prefer you to stay employed with the company, I like you Adam, but you have to understand this is a business." Sera explained to him. This whole week had been a PR nightmare for her. "Valentino Productions did leave a call about doing a possible adult oriented film, if you two were interested, in case you don't want to continue working here."

Adam's face fell into the 7th circle of hell, and his shoulders dropped, defeated.

"I think the new radio show will be fun," Lucifer said enthusiastically. He grabbed hold of Adam's hand and squeezed it comfortingly. "We'll get through this, okay?"

Vox looked over at Velvette, and waved a hand. "Can you pull up a clip of them, not the main one, showing our viewers who these guys are? From what I heard, this one guy is basically the next best thing since the fucking wiggles- you've got the clip?"

"Who do you think I fucking am?" Velvette snipped, and soon audio filtered into the room. "This is Lucifer Morningstar, host of Morning Stars. He's just some happy go lucky prick trying to cash in on mums creaming their shorts over him, a Savile without the sex crimes." Velvette leered, turning up her personality to a 10, because folks loved it when she was a mean cunt.

'-and I want each and every one of you to know that you're important, that you're special, that you can make a difference. You're all stars, and they look the most beautiful in the dark, so don't let hard times get you down-'

"Barf," Vox blanched. "So, go on to Adam. Play his clip."

"Right, this cockhead is your classic men's room type disc jockey." Velvette explained, barely looking up, inspecting her nails. "He makes his living off of compensating for his tiny prick."

'-no, really! So, I get home from a long day and my girlfriend expects me to watch some bullshit reality television. You know how women are, they only watch the most boring shit on the planet, so I tell her I'll fucking watch if she goes down on me during! And, no shit, she did!'

"Oh, I hate him already." Vox said, pleasant tone not leaving his voice. "So you might be asking yourself, why are we talking about radio station hosts? Isn't radio dead? Isn't it a dying medium?"

"Like television?" Velvette drawled out.

"Fuck you, Vel." Vox grinned into the camera. "So, it's been trending all night - Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr. These two idiots started fucking nasty late at night, in the studio, and accidentally started to broadcast it. It went on a good long fucking while, before anyone caught it."

"I'm just shocked Mr Family Friendly topped." Velvette remarked.

"The topping isn't the surprising part to me, it's the sheer amount what I can only call very sexual abuse." Vox added with a wry smile. "Though Adam didn't seem to mind, did he?"

Adam flushed immediately as Lucifer blinked up at him, smiling brightly. God, he was so cute. Why was this middle aged man so fucking adorable? Plus his voice, god his voice.

"Oh, hello there! I heard you went late tonight, I just wanted to get stuff ready for my morning show." Lucifer held up a stack of papers, and Adam raised an eyebrow. He never prepared shit like that, he just got a post it note and went with it. "Congrats, by the way, I heard you raised money for a good cause! I love prostates!"

"Yeah, uh...thanks..." Adam mumbled, trying to not let his dumb crush bleed through into his voice. He tried to stand fully up, but something pulled in his back and Adam winced, reaching back to rub at it.

"Are you okay? Your back hurt? Probably from sitting too long, plus you're tall. Here, let me-" Lucifer walked closer, and put his papers down on the small recording table. Before Adam could say anything, Lucifer pushed his thumbs right into the sore spot on his back, and began rubbing in circles.

"Wait, what are you, what the- oh holy fuck, yes."

Adam moaned and melted, leaning over the table instinctively to give him more access to the painful muscles. Lucifer wasn't exactly gentle, it was a surprisingly deep tissue type massage - who knew he was that strong?

"That's good, so good, don't stop..." Adam whined into his arms. "More, right there, yeah, please."

Lucifer continued to massage, pushing his hands up the back of Adam's shirt and onto skin. His fingers were cold, but warmed up quickly, leaving Adam just making little noises of contention in the back of his throat.

"That's right, that's a good boy... You can take it deep, can't you?" Lucifer said quietly, but it sounded so loud in his ear. Adam began to feel his eyes closed, a pavlovian response to hearing Lucifer. But, his body was beginning to react in another way as well.

Fingers moved down slightly, to the sides of his hips, and onto his ass. "You know, people carry a lot of tension here..." Lucifer told him, voice raw, like he was feeling as good as Adam was. "I could help you with that..."

Adam felt something press against his ass, and his eyes shot open in realization.

Oh. Oh that was a dick.