Shitposts and Philosophy (Mostly Shitposts, tbh)

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

How people describe worshipping Dionysus is like:

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

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