It's just a shit show.

women hate me and fish attack me on sight

I’m surrounded by beautiful fish and women and they’re telling me they don’t know you

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me off.

⚠️ MORNING PEOPLE DO NOT INTERACT! ⚠️

just had a dream someone made a “human inclusivity” flag made up of every skin tone but it quickly became problematic when it was co-opted by a group of online cannibals who called it the “flesh flag”

I mean cannibals already have a flag, but I could see this happening

they what now

what a great day to remember that we should not colonize mars, the whole concept is anthropocentric, imperialist, unrealistic and just weird, and the idea of establishing the same capitalistic systems that have turned out to be our downfall on another planet instead of solving problems on earth is so incredibly short-sighted and power fantasy driven that it makes me want to eat glass. the exploration of outer space should always be expressively and only for the benefit of all humankind, not to fill the pockets of some billionaires with a god complex. fuck elon musk all my homies hate elon musk

omg imagine if we colonized mars just to establish a fandom outpost… like only members of fandom could live in the colony. we would have soooo much fun!!!

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

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