Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

"i'm my lady's shield" with those a-cups you're more like your lady's buckler if anything

Honestly incredible. If I had actually bothered to go into the industry I got my education in, guys like this would be my peers and my bosses and I frankly think I'd end up on the news if I had to spend most of my waking time around these guys.

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

thinking about him, el esnupi todo vergueado

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

Have you heard about Bluetooth it's legal now

yeah it's real fucking convenient to use a bluetooth headphone and have it die on me hour 8 of hiking up a mountain during my job. You know what's 1 less device I have to charge and has never died on me during a hike due to lack of charge? A headphone I just plug directly into my device.

Oh sorry I didn't factor in your very specific job that requires you to hike up a mountain for 8 hours my bad

lmao do you think "a job that requires you to be outside for a long time with no access to electricity sometimes" is a job that's very specific? I know so many of you are suburban yanks but come the fuck on

Ummm Moving the goalpost????🫣 No buster, but i do think a job that requires you to hike a mountain for 8 hours is pretty niche! Said so because that is what you described with your words imagine that

"moving the goalpost"? I'm using my specific job as an example of a job where you're outside for a long time with no access to charging for electronics. Besides, fallacies are for debate, but this isn't a debate. We're making fun of you. You're just incredibly dumb and myopic and cannot intuit things or have any imagination on why so many people might disagree with you.