autumnloverlemons

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

TELL ME IM WRONG

You are 100% wrong. Do you really think that the Onecler would accept Lorax to be unshaved? Onecler’s cock is a demanding mistress and won’t accept anything that’s less smooth than a veal cutlet, so lorax shaves twice per day to satisfy Onecler’s needs and get Onecler’s seeds.

What the fuck are the both of you on??

Hubris.

Hummi the more I see you say things the less I feel emotions other than complete void

I think the worst part is Hammerpants thought of Lorax coochie but i thought of Pennywise bussy

There are two kinds of people in this world,

Y'all are saying the wrong things. The onceler is simply incapable of having a dick

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

no but I wanna

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

Oh dear

ok someone do an alignment chart

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

Perfect

#the real reason i’ll stay forever on this godforsaken website#truly groundbreaking analysis just like this  @fiddleabout

I laughed too hard NOT to share this. I don’t even care

i really couldn't care less if a character has "no redeeming qualities" i chose my faves with my pussy not my brain

you COMMENT on fic? you comment on the story like it's worth something? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for One Thousand Years!!!!

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it's nothing, go back to bed

*pirate woman on 1600s tinder voice* aye they call me The Peg......and not because of me fake leg 😏

"D'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" "Oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her."

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

this entire post should not be a thing

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.