i find the trout to be a very nietzschean fish

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer