i find the trout to be a very nietzschean fish

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

clever girl! so proud of her

Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed down by my mother from her forbears.

From the IT department. We archive EVERYTHING. And Outlook autosaves every couple seconds.

“Dance like no one is watching.  Email and text like it will one day be read in court.”

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

Look, it's very simple: deviation from the norm is always bad, unless I'm the one doing the deviating, in which case I'm a brave iconoclast and it's the Masses who are wrong.

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for