Still can't think of a title

why does everyone in that batman movie talk to each other with their lips barely apart like everyone looks like theyre gonna kiss in every gif set i’ve seen so far

i just watched the movie today and i take it back i wish they got closer and started tonguing each other

why do ppl keep giving condescending tutorials on the basics of tumblr to new users telling them the stupidest shit like "don't forget to change your icon, here's where u can get a new one!". this is a kill or be killed place. if someone doesn't know to change their icon we should tear them limb from limb

I’m here for VillanEve. But I will have some Eve and Helene sexually charged power plays as a snack.

what if the plural of octopus was octopussies. what then

God bless nurses forever

You ever see a character in a horror movie punch a ghost? NO and that’s why they never survive. You gotta hit ‘em with something they’re not expecting. Who’s tormenting who now son

This says something about human nature, but what

The delight in the unexpected

A love for the absurd, too!

The joy of potato, also.