Made Of Precious Metals

If there’s one good thing about this Suez canal incident, it’s that it puts my anxieties about my own work at right perspective. 

[drops a plate] well, at least i’m not holding up a major intercontinental trade route indefinitely

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

I think having a father should be in the dsm-6

one time we were camping at night and I noticed my dad swiping mosquitoes out of the air with his bare hand and popping them in his mouth and I was like hey dad what're you doing and he said "they won't bite me if they think I'm their predator"

No one in this video is a human.

the sims 9

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

Top tier answers here

can’t jinx it