im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

I think it drives men crazy when you’re actually much cooler than them.

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

i just wanna get 10x sexier

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

do you ever stop and think Wow maybe im projecting

dont they are the problem and youre right about everything

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry