ARS TRAGOEDIA

Lately I've been thinking that I could be pretty good standup comedian. I've got the stage presence, the observational skills, the patter. I've got the contempt. The frothing, bile-flecked disdain for the travesty of the human animal and all its projects. The withering, red-hazed lens of deconstructive entropic judgement, the scrutiny of which no articulable concept survives. I'm good at establishing a rapport with an audience. I would be a pretty good standup comedian

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

I love the new style of tumblr posts going around where you spin a wheel, then vote in the poll based off what you got. It combines two of the best things, getting to spin a wheel AND vote in a poll. Amazing.

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world