THANK YOU!!!! Wonderful breakdown! 💯
Only thing I wanna point out:
Antoinette's finger isn't a retcon at all. 👀 It's explicit confirmation for SEVERAL things:
her finger legit got cut off, as part of the deal that he'd turn her into a vampire if she'd help him ("promises were made")
Lestat didn't even bother warning her in advance that severed limbs CANNOT regenerate or grow back--YIKES 💀 so she went into their deal under false pretenses and misinformation that HE enabled (sounding mighty familiar *cough* Louis *cough*)
it debunks all the theories about Murder Night being revisited to "prove" that that was all a "fake scene" that never happened just cuz Antoinette still had 10 fingers in 1x7 (at best a continuity error / PRODUCTION issue vs MEMORY issue; or a plot thread that got left on the cutting room floor since Lestat's literally saying she really had no finger--unless Lestat's STILL lying to Louis; which is never NOT an option, clearly 🙄😒)
it proves that Lestat was lying his arse off in NOLA: Antoinette's finger was presented to LouClaudia as "proof" that Lestat had upheld his part of the deal to follow the house rules and Kill Antoinette. The finger is confirmation that he lied to their faces and faked Antoinette's death.
it confirms that Lestat was CHEATING on Louis and going behind Louis' back to continue banging a girl Louis thought was now DEAD
it proves that Claudia really was following Lestat all over town, catching him in lie after lie after lie; just like she did in the books.
it confirms that the 1x6 Ponchatoula Scene was 100% real, and all the nastiness Lestat said about Louis & Claudia specifically being oh-so-ungrateful and that Claudia was "poisoning Louis against me~! 😭😩" actually happened and they overhead him say it
it confirms that Louis was deeply depressed for YEARS and Lestat KNEW it, and wanted to "provoke/punish" Louis for withholding attention (and SEX); "abandoning" him again
it's more confirmation that Louis was the biggest doormat on the planet, cuz Claudia showed him proof of Lestat's lies & infidelities, and Louis never even said/did anything to stand up for himself--he rolled over & accepted Lestat treating him like trash: "spit in the sandwich and serve it with a smile", zero dignity or self respect.
it doesn't contradict that Antoinette was sent to spy on Louis & Claudia and jump them on Murder Night
AMC's been hyping S3 up as Lestat "setting the record straight" and "doing a rewrite"--about WHAT, exactly? 🤨
Your list highlights precisely what I've been saying the whole time: Lestat's alleged "rewrites" are the most superfluous insubstantial slights & petty gripes & grievances about things not even integral to the overall PLOT™ of S1/S2 at all.
Vampires being able to pee changes NOTHING about how he treated Louis & Claudia.
Lestat's body having a bunch of scars changes NOTHING about how he treated Louis & Claudia--his clothes were on for the vast majority of S1 and ALL of S2. Louis still said Lestat was hot, so....? 💁♂️
Lestat's hair being longer changes NOTHING about how he treated Louis & Claudia--despite the Lestans swearing on a stack of Bibles that The Ep5 Fight/ The Drop / and Lestat dragging Louis across the flagstones by his effing JAWBONE would get revisited to "prove" that it was a "fake scene" that "never happened" just cuz his hair was different in the Courtyard Scene--only for S3 to CONFIRM that ALL of it happened--everything from S1 AND S2.
The most important thing Lestat "rewrote" was that he was actually asleep for most of the 1800s (which still doesn't confirm or deny that he lied to Louis & Claudia about NOT being asleep). That's the most useful bit of information we got out of him this entire season; with the added reveal that he was The Keeper of TWMBK--which isn't even BOOK ACCURATE; AMC just made that bullcrap up (book!Lestat was NEVER the Keeper & book!Marius NEVER left his post & caused The Great Burnings).
And all that goes to show is that AMC is more than happy to add/change things around at the drop of a hat and then act like they planned all this bullcrap from the start, when literally they didn't plan ish; they're making this crap up as they go along.
Yeah, they knew they wanted the Train Scene to be different somehow--but they added the "rape" angle literally out of nowhere and acted like that "proves" that Claudia...what? Never ran away? Never had to come back home? Cuz it looks like all she lied about was the "worse than rape me" line; not anything else that went down that night--LOL. As if we're supposed to clutch our pearls in shock that she lied about it at all, when the whole point was to get Louis to help her KILL that mofo? I'm supposed to wag my finger at "Evil Claudia" for trying to emancipate herself from that ABUSIVE household?! "She's poisoning Louis against me~!" -- GOOD! 👏😤 SOMEONE needed to!
TL;DR: LESTAT 👏 AIN'T 👏 ISH 👏