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maybe progress could be linear if i try hard enough

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

*grasping at straws* My straws!

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

when you’re reading fanfiction and you get so involved in the story you start imagining different scenarios in that same universe and then it’s fanfiction fanfiction

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

I got really close today guys, please be proud of me for holding it together

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

god those were lawless times. 

rep tv truthers and tiktok swifties have made clowning so annoying for the last few years that i forgot how fun it is when it actually has legs