Trying My Best :\

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

It needed to be done

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

im sorry sir

Put Me Back Of Sleep