Hank the Magnificent

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

How do you draw too loud?

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

There are still heroes out there

Not all heroes wear capes, but these ones do

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

when i was 20 i had my first ever experience of looking at a girl in a cafe and realizing i was experiencing gay attraction until she got her order and it included a teapot and she was soooo bad at pouring the tea that it made me no longer want her

she's dating a hamster