The world moves around me, and i attempt to experience all of it

I don’t put my mental disorders in my bio since as I writer I believe in the principle of SHOW don’t TELL. And boy do I go on this site every day and show.

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

GUESS WHO GETS TO BE APOLLO'S CHOSEN PROPHET OF THE WEEK BABES

you're laughing. shane madej and ryan bergara just gave a bloodsucking souldraining media corporation the biggest middle finger possible and you're laughing

Y'ever see a post that looks like it should have hundreds of thousand notes but only has 145

when the sun sets my brain is like "oh too bad the day is over & I can't do any more tasks" even though it sets at 4:15 these days & I will be up for at least 9 hours after that. like can we just. do something please

Never let this die

HDBGFNSDJASKA

ok

thank

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

If people need to “cheat” the system just to have enough money to eat and keep a roof over their heads, they deserved the money anyways and the system is broke.

"I'm gonna join the military and reform it from the inside" no you aren't. there aren't enough words in the english language to explain just how much you won't be able to do that

This also goes for the police

I don't know didn't a soldier set fire to a whole giant battle ship permanently taking it out of commission?

you do see how that is not reforming the military as an institution, so much as it is setting fire to a battleship right?

all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

I know things about the hobbit and I fuck like a champ, sorry about your personal failings but they do not apply to me

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

parents

my mind s exploding thinking about how many new ppl there must be in the dsmp fandom now like i joined it in late late january and still feel like a newbie..… ok put in the tags when u joined the fandom i wanna see when u guys joined

love tik tok bc i logged on and they’re like ‘joking about threatening actors with violence is so bad 😢😢😢’ and then on tumblr people will post like. ‘reblog to fling jared padalecki out of an airlock with no spacesuit’ and people will spam reblog it so much it fills up the dash