oh no

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

I identify as a man but the sheer audacity of the third option’s energy is making me question if I made the right decision

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

can i be thing in the vents that mimics girl with tank top

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down