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1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

The real reason you couldn’t make Airplane! today is that it’s a parody of a type of movie that doesn’t exist anymore in part because Airplane! made fun of it so hard

The 70s-style disaster film was already dying but Airplane becoming, by far, more known, more watched, and more liked than any real example of the genre even though it was the most popular type of movie right up until Star Wars is one of the most magnificent examples of Weird Al-ing something

The jester mocking the court advisor so deftly, the curse on the king breaks because His Majesty realizes that guy does suck.

absolutely shagadelic information

and yet musical biopics did not die after Walk Hard. truly the darkest timeline

the characters of seinfeld could kill the characters of friends with their bare hands

i think we should give elaine a crowbar and lock her in a room with ross just to see what happens

so no one told you life was gonna be this way *thwack! sock! splat! clank!*

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this is a more succinct political commentary than most of the cartoons today

Clue: The Movie’s multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

you couldn’t make Citizen Kane today because everyone involved in it is dead