#bots

Guest account, but username attached

Said username exists but person is unlikely to be reading Tolkien fic (according to their Tumblr and AO3, they are in other fandoms)

Two grammatically correct sentences

Super generic text that could apply to any fic:

"I've seen better fanfiction written by a toddler. Get it together!"

I'm curious, did anyone else get comments like this? Let me know.

In the 30 second clip, the little bot is kicked, sat on, laughed at, and even humped by a crowd of onlookers as it prattles along to its destination. After escaping the crowd’s wrath, the robot ambles over past Dillon, who’s able to get a clear shot of graffiti reading “DESTROY ME PLZ” scrawled on its plastic chassis. “ROB HIM OF HIS COPPER IMMEDIATELY,” another enterprising Philadelphian commented.

It's just Rumble and Frenzy fighting over the toilet paper throne... this is something that happens a lot in my country jskssjsj

Anddd Soundwave thinking, what did he do to have children like that?

Part 1

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Just an FYI for those unaware, I get like a dozen of these per month. These are not real accounts. They're bots/scammers trying to trick you.

Literally every message is some variation of:

"I need to tell you something important about your account but I cant message you??? Please DM me its important!"

They'll even use "real" looking writing patterns like excessive use of "!!!" and "???"