sports wizards casually showing off their powers

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

i don’t WANT to own and drive a vehicle‼️‼️‼️ *throws things across the room with my telekinesis*

reblog to explode a landlord

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

↖ this sick son of a bitch listens to music