dvd truther

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

I keep thinking about this post as I check in on the Artemis II mission throughout the day in between doing my normal tasks. My texts to my girlfriend look like “Aw man I was making pasta for dinner and I dropped the box and now there’s macaroni all over the floor. Houston and Integrity Crew are go for translunar injection by the way”

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

this is what it looks like inside bottles of olive oil

Yes… YES! fucking hell I LOVE this! Give them all to me!!

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

damn girl is that a pie on your windowsill 👀👀👀