tara

the first million people to send me a dollar will get a copy of my e-book on how to become a millionaire

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

Real Housewives of Nazareth

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

hey guys whats up

how’d you make a blank post?

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

please tell me

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

Hope everyone is well today !

And tomorrow !!!!

After that you’re on your own

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

the green tea got me FUCKED up. i am so crazy right now

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

hi what the FUCK does this mean