beluga heights

french government declares “pogchamp” illegal, if you are a joueur-animateur en direct (”streamer” for zose uncultured english) you must say “le poggeurs”

People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !

I just saw someone respond "they are pixels on a screen" to media analysis and like... man imagien saying that in english class. Theyre just words on a paper ""bestie"" i am so tired.

tragedies will be like [clock ticking]

omg a girl followed me

Be cool, be cool

I think every girl should have a monthly government allocated check to be used for buying cute things. It’s part of women’s health.

entranced by his average pennsylvanian pussy